Our Bold Hero

Wait here I have gone to get help

[Our Bold Hero @ourboldhero]

@JayDeeWriting Isn't this why Calvin got in trouble in Calvin and Hobbes

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

Year of Weeks #1: Week of Accumulation
Monday, January 6th - Sunday, January 12th

time to stockpile for winter. the theme this week is pure material amassment. make piles, accept all freebies, and for bonus points (there are no points) end the week with a new STASH of one thing

[Our Bold Hero @ourboldhero]

@GeologyTime Ugh don't do AI GTs

[Topher Florence @topherflorence]

back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale

[Our Bold Hero @ourboldhero]

@DrJEBall Roman coins actually evolved to spread via scatter hoarders and they rely on some coins caches not being recovered in the spring

[SK Winnicki, PhD @skwinnicki]

Researchers estimate that Red-winged Blackbirds are the most abundant bird species in North America

and, you know what, some days I can definitely see it

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

The Equalizer movies rock because half of each movie is Denzel giving lectures to random people about how to be an upstanding member of the community and the other half is him being Jason Voorhees

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓐lexis 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mupbrina]

“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet

[Our Bold Hero @ourboldhero]

@muffinlab *hesitating only when I notice a suspicious gender disparity in the planned "pyramid-builder" class*

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

paying a composer to write some leitmotifs associated with healthy behaviors to prompt me to remember to do them...for instance i'd be ignoring all the cups cans glasses and mugs on my desk until i hear the orchestra i've also hired playing Cleaning Up the Empty Vessels (Reprise)

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

In Mission Impossible 3, Ethan’s cover job is working for the Department of Transportation so that when he talks about how “traffic has a memory” people get bored and stop asking questions, but that wouldn’t work on me. I would ask him so many questions he would have to kill me.

[wint @dril]

ive had 4 beautiful women say to me Thank you. Thank you for coming to the halloween party as White Urkel , and Challenging the idea of Race

[matt prior @mattthesparrow]

A bit of a dream achieved. One day in the Lower Amazon and I have ringed a Hoatzin. These are one of the most primitive birds in the world that is considered as being a step away from the archaeopteryx.

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

Androids do not use their tongues or teeth to speak. Many, therefore, build dioramas in their mouths, small realms of moss and crystal, space stations, cowboy towns

[Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart]

Stag-shaped vessel, Marlik style, made from burnished earthenware. Approximate date: 1900-1965 BC. Place of origin: Iran. Currently part of the Asian Art Museum collection.

[Our Bold Hero @ourboldhero]

I need the next @alamodrafthouse no talking ad to tell people that whispering is ALSO a kind of talking because some moviegoers and I have been having PHILOSOPHICAL DIFFERENCES about that

[Courtney Howard @Lulamaybelle]

One of my favorite jokes from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

People often reply to me with this American Psycho scene because I talk about small details in classic men's tailoring. But I'd like to suggest that this comparison is wrong and you should instead apply it to a different type of Twitter personality. 🧵