Ferris Bueller

[josh dun @joshuadun]

in other news my phone autocorrected to vice versace and i for sure left it cause that's tight.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

“Look at that, you son of a bitch."

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

@jk_rowling @christiansolari

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

@samsutherland96 you're missing the last picture: you tipping over with a blurred look of regret on your face

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

@naatkovalchuk thaaaaank youuuuuu 😁

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

@naatkovalchuk *eaten

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

Girl beside me just texted her friend "I'm about to fly! I hope I don't vomit!!!" #justmyluck

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

why does @TimHortons make their hot chocolate so damn hot that I have to dip it in the virgin waters of antarctica before i drink it

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

the sandwich lady in the caf is named janet and i don't know her last name but one day i hope it will be mcmullan

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(209): What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says “take me I’m yours!”

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

#welcomeaboard #oldeddy

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

#openingceremonies #oldeddy

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

"SOMETIMES YOU'VE GOT A BLEEDING NOSE" - my father trying to sing Tear In My Heart by @twentyonepilots

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

thought i would spend most of this week contemplating my life, but i ran out of material after the first hour

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

@KrisJGalvez Like I'm a lost cause?

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

Sometimes I'll look back and wonder if I am living up to what everyone thought of me on Kairos

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

@sharicezwirn why do you make that sound like it isn't something you do every night?

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

It'd be so funny if Trump won the nomination. We could even elect him President, as a joke. Let him rule &blow up the planet, just as a goof

[Ferris Bueller @p_mcmullan]

Can't believe I'm leaving for Halifax in 17 days