mads 🎄

Also commonly known as Marilyn, Mattie, or Madison

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Hamburger for lunch; hamburger for dinnet

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Incredible show @yanntiersen at @TheCrofoot 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 sorry people don’t understand how encores work, but truly amazing show

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@MrFrodoBagggs Just a messy weird week & weekend 🫠

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I think mercury retrograde came early for me, does this mean I get a free pass in May?

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I just learned that supposedly is not pronounced suppose-ibly. Had to write it to find out. Clearly never paid attention to the letters when reading it. Wow.

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@roboallycat The right answer

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Will someone PLEASE tell me the secret ratio to a good cup of coffee?

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@trevorcakes Of what!!!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶ outside is frightful

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@lochnessmanda wait what

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Just about time for my daily sneeze attack 🥰

[trash jones @jzux]

you want me to go to a dinner party. the thing that killed jesus

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“I never get hangry”
- someone who definitely gets hangry
- me

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I do not understand how people can paint their nails and not destroy them moments later

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A new record perhaps? Spilling water and then less than 10 mins later my coffee?

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@whereisyazi I MEANT I’M GETTING OLD
hahaha

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So my knees are just going to hurt for the rest of winter huh

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@queasy_f_bby Quality tweet

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@queasy_f_bby No definitely not not a sign of a sociopath

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