Preston Andersen

Live Más. I did a backflip on stage in a cardboard box once. #GoBison

[nana 🍌 @callme_amani]

Your salary will compete with the cost of living

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Happy Large Boulder The Size of a Small Boulder Day to those who celebrate

[Preston Andersen @pandersen17]

Poll for me via my wife: Is it hard to silence a fart?

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

anyone know how to turn off closed captions for racing events? it’s a bit distracting

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

What NFL coaches would be doing if they weren’t NFL coaches…

(@Morning_Blitz)

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

to this day i think i could clear these

[Preston Andersen @pandersen17]

@farmerphill Those opportunities tend to present themselves 😏

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[Tom Grossi @tomgrossicomedy]

The Packers After Week 10

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Good morning! What are we having for breakfast today?

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It was just announced…

Slamball is officially coming BACK

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Preston Andersen @pandersen17]

@kalleyfornia Pre or post-mullet?

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

North Dakota isn't real.