mentally ill betta fish enthusiast

This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.... am I doing this right lmfao

[mentally ill betta fish enthusiast @paranoidkendoll]

@slutsrights They need to bring cigarette ads back so this picture can be on billboards

[august @regularaugust]

In the 90s, Japanese guys were like “there’s ghosts and spirits and demons living within the computers and telephones” and they were right

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

An NFL player was recently fined for a touchdown celebration where they used the sideline paint and a grimoire to summon Bael, the first principal king of hell

[Charlie @StyledApe]

A straight alpha like me only watches Drag Race for the hot girls that show up once all those gay guys finally leave

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

A lot of yall really overestimate the amount of things that could kill a Victorian child. Those mfs were going up and down chimneys inhaling straight ash and soot and mining coal for 15 hours a day. An Oreo milkshake would make them a little queasy at worst

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

@lunarentitytfem Any English person of any era would be reduced to quarks by a Carolina reaper

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

straight women: *call themselves bisexual*

bisexuals: *call themselves lesbians*

lesbians: *call themselves trans masc*

undersea drake *call me on my shell phone*

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I know about someone who “served fish”.

And five thousand who “ate”.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

the age of 65, it’s all about getting. From 65 on, it’s about casting away. There are exceptions that prove the rule. Donald Trump is one. He really thinks he’s going to take it with him.

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

growing up i always thought people passing off john mulaney’s quicksand joke as their own was going to be a much smaller problem than it turned out to be

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

[walking into my intervention] lmao nightmare blunt rotation

[eric @gummysalamander]

straw capacity for camels

how many straws on my camel reddit

straw camel back maximum reddit

camel hospital near me

[Anx 🐉❤️‍🔥 Dragon Momma VTuber @AnxSoSassy]

Average Yu-Gi-Oh! DM anime duel:

[mentally ill betta fish enthusiast @paranoidkendoll]

Going to residential in April because there’s no way I’m missing my summer for treatment if I can help it

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

[Isaac @DisclosureDay_]

You reckon you could light a buzzball on fire and just lob it at people like you’re the green goblin with his pumpkin bombs

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

zero bad bitches hitting my line this week..mercury must be in gatorade 🤣

ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.