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[. @FlRE_EATER]

I have a solution

[pat @patmcgee957]

Medium rare? Hmm an aristocrat

[Ba$ed Ben @Bennanoman]

Me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much

[Rusty Featherstone @rustyfeathers]

I’ve seen more boobs on the internet in one sitting than my grandpa has seen in his whole life

[billiam @BillRatchet]

THIS is what the british be smoking on?????????

[cory snearowski @corysnearowski]

Somehow lost $2,000 on DraftKings betting Rihanna would sing You’re A Grand Old Flag

[Thomas White @len0killer]

If an old lady at the store ever says you got pretty eyes she means she would have let you hit it raw 40 years ago

[wint @dril]

"elmer fudd"is what happens when a mother fucker get's zero pussy in his whole damn life. drop a like on this

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

If you think having no friends is a flex it’s cuz you the problem

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[bursting through the shark tank doors] CARS SHOULD MOAN WHILE YOU'RE PUMPING GAS

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth

Me: I’m da king of da highway

[khary ✰ @NotKhary]

“Rizz” is some of the worst slang of the past 10 years

[pat @patmcgee957]

@moschinodorito Post the heterophobic mafia vid

[wint @dril]

this is not related to my search @google

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

*image flash proposing to my wife* *image flash wedding day* *image flash nervously sitting in doctors office* *image flash doctor shaking head wife sobs* *image flash opening microwave with a minute left on timer and grabbing half cooked hot pocket* *image flash chemo*

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

gucci mane in 2006 💀

[pat @patmcgee957]

I fuckin love soppresata. Best Italian invention by far