pato ‘’

things are moving so fast

[محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf @mb_ghalibaf]

They wanted to punish Iran.

Punished themselves with triple-digit oil instead.

10/10 strategy👏👏👏

[BDB @BigDickBull69]

Wild how schools tell kids 5,000 times that the holocaust happened but fail to mention even once that if you don’t invest in financial assets you’re poor forever

[pato ‘’ @patopizza]

@Merridew__ 🧸🎯

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@solvingfrank hard

[pato ‘’ @patopizza]

Fuck you Hyperliquid 1000 year dynasty

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

NEW: @Bankless HOST @TrustlessState DECLARES "CHAIN-CENTRISM IS DEAD"

[pato ‘’ @patopizza]

@XtineFang Could chalk it up to lack of attention on both sides of the book, though we all know the quickest way to change that is sustained price outperformance so yeah interesting

[smolting (wassie, verse) @inversebrah]

a lore

[Aporia @0xaporia]

Fear & Greed Index at 8, so I figure you'll see some engagement-baiting influencers today.

I did a thread on it with some data back in November. Back then, $BTC was trading at $90k with people “buying the fear”.

TL;DR: Buying “oversold” fear means positioning against the prevailing momentum. That’s why it repeatedly gets you in too early on downtrends. You’re even better off buying greed instead.

[pato ‘’ @patopizza]

@miyuki__eto Screenshots?

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Hitting your kids is in the same category as circumcision, iPads, strict adherence to the CDC vaccine schedule---it is for Ns, goyim, and walmart pajama people. It lowers IQ (Straus, 1995), increases aggression (Gershoff, 2016), is less effective than a timeout, and requires escalation to keep working. The replies to articles like this are filled up with the Dumbest People Who Ever Existed saying "it worked for me" and then genuinely malicious and hateful morons dropping reaction gifs of like daffy duck swinging a belt

"EVERY STATE IN AMERICA ALLOWS YOU TO PHYSICALLY CORRECT YOUR CHILD. It's legal. It's fun. Bring it on." -- profile says: Cat Sanctuary Dad. Unyielding steel. Workouts, keto, cat chaos, anime rants. Godzilla, Gundam, Mazinger, Ultraman, classical art, manga.

If you hit your kids, you will create permanent emotional distance with the only person/people you could ever be that close to, not to mention sending them down the road of being as much of a lost fuckup loser as you are who will hit their own kids, or wont, but only after spending a decade figuring out why they reflexively apologize all the time.

[Doug Colkitt @0xdoug]

Oh no

[pato ‘’ @patopizza]

@formerlyelm Fascinating

[pato ‘’ @patopizza]

@henlojseam @enjojoyy Lol i think she knows

[albina @enjojoyy]

excuse me but if you go to #1 touristic place in SEA and complain about prices it's a skill issue

you can't go to Phuket or Bali and expect good prices, these places have been spoiled by tourists since like 20 years ago

you need to go to places nobody yet knows about, where nobody speaks english and coconuts are still under 1$

[Manuel Aráoz @maraoz]

PSA: I now consider *all* of DeFi unsafe.

Coding agents are superhuman at finding vulnerabilities, and smart contract security is too asymmetric: defenders need to fix every bug while attackers need just one exploit to steal funds.

[Andreas Bigger @andreaslbigger]

Bankless guy sold the last bit of his eth. Drop the thesis.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER: THE CLOCK CANNOT BE TURNED BACK, THE 'SHAKY ZIONIST REGIME WILL MOVE CLOSER TO THE END OF ITS OMINOUS EXISTENCE'

[pato ‘’ @patopizza]

@wronguser000 @variational_io Yeah kinda butthurt i didnt trade there sooner but there is no second best time. Wdyt about phoenix on solana?

[Frank Chaparro @fintechfrank]

Hyperliquid has quietly become crypto’s dominant fee engine, capturing 43% of all chain fees (~$11M weekly) as perpetual futures continue to out-monetize nearly every other onchain activity category.

H/t @cryptounfolded

[pato ‘’ @patopizza]

@stoicsavage waiting for new eggs to hatch

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@AgentZero L