Parker Bernal

seattle || denver

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

#sext

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

@hannahnels0n pov: live look @ my dad getting home from work

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

...like this wasn’t what people did pre-quarantine?

[TAMMIE TECLEMARIAM @tammieetc]

My advice for all the lonely gourmets out there https://t.co/pSHeikaab4

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

That was rough.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Dividing demonstrators into interlopers and peaceful protesters preëmpts a key question, @mashagessen writes: "Why would you expect protests against state-sanctioned racist murder to be entirely peaceful?" https://t.co/kCFhqa6r7O

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

@MadArtBoyson This is the content I’m here for👏

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

@MadArtBoyson YES👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏KWEEN👏

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Opinion: Why calling France "the last African team" in the World Cup is problematic https://t.co/QILa7CA6m0

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Opinion: Please don't give up https://t.co/yyfrcu2rJS

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

@MadArtBoyson 5. Being a queen

[Jacob Carlson @JacobCarlsonLOL]

Hey, if you are sitting in a restaurant for an hour and a half after they are closed and you are clearly the only ones in the entire restaurant and the bartender is obviously waiting on you to leave, you should 100% not still be there.

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

@alex_delany have made all #rentweek installations. This has now replaced garlicky cherry tomato pasta as #1

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

Tonight’s #rentweek stromboli. Received taste approval from my neighborhood pizza maker/dough sourcer. Thanks @alex_delany 13/10 would recommend.

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

@simonsdaughter I’m honoured and I do what I can #itme💁🏼‍♀️

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

@JCrossover @d_rivera5 ily bb

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

@MadArtBoyson @ChickfilA You’re a queen #cronchthatice

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

@hannahnels0n You’re a goddess

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

@tjbernal22 @jwbernal2 too bad I won’t be there for Thanksgiving 😘 https://t.co/72sMDM1kTh

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

These flags mark all the abortion restrictions in the Republican repeal of Obamacare. This is a major rollback of women’s rights.

[Parker Bernal @pbernie7]

@abby_iswoke it me irl

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

My hips are pathological liars