Paul Bromley

Peaked playing Neopets

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My grammar on twitter:

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@MadisonCarly26 Hotel California

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I read books so I can feel that bottomless void of loss and sadness at the end

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We’re all humans. Shout out to Charles Barkley for hitting the national audience with the truth.

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@brianahaslam I think it was... Henry? Shit i can’t remember

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Is your dad even your dad if he doesn’t talk about his encounters with owls and his passion for ducks

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@laineyniicole Succulents are are the cats of plants?

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@brianahaslam This tweet reminded me of the tea I didn’t drink an hour ago

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What if a celebrity is following you on a fake account

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I purged my sock drawer of all the socks with holes in them and honestly it’s changed my whole life

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Coworker: Lucy called in & quit today so we’re down a body
Me: good for her, she got out
Coworker: 👁👄👁

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@cirnoplusplus This guy stans Don Cherry

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@brianahaslam Truck was intentional. Not a typo

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@brianahaslam Truck is to convince yourself that it’s okay to never talk to people 😎

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I peaked listening to sexy bitch by David Guetta in 2009, and yes that is sad, but you did too

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@partylikemerk @TipsOutBaby Abuse is abuse. It’s not really a debate. If you’re taking like 5x you’re prescribed dosage and buying more to keep up with the consumption, that’s abuse. Taking the regular amount is regular and not abuse. Damn I really just had to say that smh

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Same

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@ErinnTurnerr A 16yr old called me a boomer for loving Twitter so it’s only a matter of time before we all die off

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We gonna b fired bro 😳

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Is anyone else afraid of whats going to happen to dudes when they figure out how to artificially manufacture semen?