it's so fucked up how many people don't know how to use an all way stop sign. it feels like 1/4 people are just completely fucking winging it each time they arrive at one
Hasan Minhaj lie: When I was only a teenager a local cop would drive by our mosque. One day he sees me walking alone, pulls me into his car. I ask where we’re going. He says, “Shut up kid.”
Lebron James lie: Nintendo called me up before they invented Pikachu to ask me to help