Portland Comedians

Retweeting the funniest & brightest comedians from Portland, Oregon.

Operated by @StarvingHartist

[Portland Comedians @pdx_standup]

Follow @pdx_comedy for the best jokes from comedians in Portland, OR, and stick around to find out where you can see them live!

[xo, jo @joannschinderle]

Facebook: posters of comedy shows with venue info

Instagram: photos of brunch, babies, 15second promo videos

Twitter: social terrorism

[The Portland Podcast @TVPDXNow]

Catch funnyman @PreacherLawson & glam rockers @TheStruts in Portland this week + we chat w/ @MuchCoffee on https://t.co/flLUkwQv8v! Tune in for our weekly entertainment preview on @MoreGDO https://t.co/k3tnFDbYbu

[Matt Braunger @Braunger]

"I could play Muhammad Ali or a white woman probably" is a solid lyric https://t.co/uSgPeG9LnR

[Dylan Jenkins @dylanjenkins89]

Legal weed has made me so bougie that when I saw weed in a ziplock bag earlier today the first word that popped in my brain was “Gross” Seriously, if I had been wearing monocle, that shit would have been on the floor.

[Jacob Christopher @WWjchristD]

Check this guy out if youre in #Portland! Dude put in alot of hard work and used to sign up at @HeliumComedyPdx every Tuesday for the open mic https://t.co/d7MDo51JXw

[Mary N. @MaryNumair]

I think Grimes' boyfriend is upset about something else and is projecting his feelings in a bunch of loosely related tweets––a move I am real familiar with

[Ben Rose @BenRoseComedy]

"Hey you guys remember when all those Mexicans came over and started making a bunch of risky investments and awful home loans resulting in a complete financial meltdown in 2008 that was felt across the world?"

-Guy who confuses 'Mexicans' with 'Banks'

RIP Dodd-Frank

[Big WORLD Benjamin ⚽️ @BitterTier]

Come watch me kill all my friends onstage (but especially Brett Baker), Wednesday, June 6th at @HeliumComedyPdx !

https://t.co/t5efAf30Ju

[tiffunny @Tiffanygreysen]

I have a new pretend boyfriend. We keep fighting over nothing

[David Mascorro @DavidMascorro]

Me (in my head) during an applause break.

[Big WORLD Benjamin ⚽️ @BitterTier]

Seriously though I compete in the Portland's Funniest Person contest at Helium Comedy Club on Wednesday, June 6th, 10 pm. Message me for a comp ticket now. They're going fast.

[Becky with the Good Jokes @BeckyGoodJokes]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LINEUP? YOWZA. This Saturday, bring the crew to the super spicy May show featuring both Portland heavy hitters & out of town guests! With a BRAND NEW VIDEO BIT plus good news & prizes! Get tickets online to save off the door price. 5/26, 10pm @FunhouseLounge 😍

[Wait... What? @WaitWhatTheShow]

Tomorrow night!!!
Shane Mauss @shanecomedy
Susan Rice @Laughlady1
Joanie Quinn @LIVETIRED
Chris Ettrick @ChrisEttrick
Caitlin Weierhauser @UncleCait
Amanda Arnold @ManDuh_Arnold
Katie Nguyen @ktnuggin
Sam Miller
Code WAITWHAT get you 50% off: https://t.co/pnqwgeaVf4

[Jake Silberman @thecomedianjake]

COME TO THIS SHOW! https://t.co/W7swk371by

[Big WORLD Benjamin ⚽️ @BitterTier]

People who use the term "friend zone" probably don't have a lot of friends, and should appreciate being placed in said zone.

[Kristine Levine @kristinelevine]

We got reviewed! YAY! https://t.co/WDeacRnhve

[Matt Braunger @Braunger]

You know, I just realized that technically I'd just graduated and was walking to meet friends and underage drink in the park. So, not at school, but I was fresh out, young, and impressionable! Didn't make me pick up a gun.

[David Mascorro @DavidMascorro]

I love passing by buildings that smell like clean laundry.

[molligolightly @molligolightly]

One thing I DID NOT anticipate in Sean and I sharing a home was how many screens could play hockey at the same time.

[Matt Braunger @Braunger]

I can always tell this one kid on my block is outside playing and having a good time because she screams like she's on fire.