Pierre Paoli

Digital, strategy, food and everything in between. The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination - A.E. All opinions are my own.

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@huckleberrycare @riss_rave What about now? Still logged out but firebase issue apparently resolved....

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@JohnLewisRetail just been told by customer services, it was ok for my 8 months wife to carry a 23kg nursing chair up 2 set of stairs on her own... Err hello?

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@easyJet @easyJet hello?

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@easyJet how do I book an unborn baby in on the booking form?

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@easyJet I have just done that but bizarrely I only seem to get a response from public tweets?

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@FloEshalomi please impede and block any attempts of this shameful government to abolish Human Rights Act and Court of Human Rights. They are bringing us back to dark ages!!! Can't believe we are at that stage...

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@Eurostar I have been trying to get compensation for choas in Paris on 5th June for 2 weeks now. No response 2 email, phone goes 2 voicemail. Please advise?

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@HSBC_UK how come your mobile app has now stopped working on iphone6? Very frustrating considering now you need the mobile app to log in online! Please dm me asap.

[Bicycle @BicycleLDN]

THE PELOTON

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@grantshapps Finally, you bunch of senseless plums. You could have made your life so much easier by admitting your mistake straight up instead of insisting in stupidity. It is a signature with you guys... 🙄

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@grantshapps @BorisJohnson do you know how to look at your own data? Straight from your (questionable) bible - GISAID.
Spain: 13% of cases Beta
France: 0.8% of cases Beta
#amberplus #specsavers
Also, how come ppl coming from Reunion do not have to quarantine? 🙃🤠🤯

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@grantshapps You absolute plum. 🙄

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

Kids, don't do coke, it will give you fillings. But if you do, get Mexican coke.🥲

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Stretch Digital @StretchDigital]

Google Ads is down, costing around $280k per minute in ad revenue.

[Rob @Goddardinho]

The most Hackney thing you'll ever see.

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@Eurostar will there be PCR test available tomorrow at at pancras station to allow us to board?

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@Eurostar But this hasn't been updated in 2 days? I would have more chances to get updates by calling @JeanCASTEX s office... I know it is not simple but just cancel all trains for the 23rd so we know once and for all...

[Pierre Paoli @pedrobrazoul]

@Eurostar will your provide PCR tests at st pancras if they are compulsory? Unrealistic to expect ppl to add hundreds of £ to test with less than 24h notice through this mess. Btw, your customer lines are all hanging up on people due to volumes and no info on any websites...

[Suzemou 💙 @the0nlyflame]

“Laura, would you please bring your showstopper up please?” #GBBO