ben

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Jesus: [holding up bread] this is my flesh

Guy Who Owns an Air Fryer: you can reheat that perfectly in an air fryer, I use mine for everything

[ben @penchapoy]

@NFLYoungFella @packers @AaronRodgers12 you pay for twitter

[ben @penchapoy]

@mlal80 @ryenarussillo do you pray with your arms spread wide, spinning in a circle, and music playing in your noise-cancelling headphones while in front of a camera too?

[ben @penchapoy]

@PatMcAfeeShow a lot of non-bengals fans are here in your mentions too, pat. and you shouldn’t be calling us dumb idiots on air for having this take when you literally demonstrated that you don’t understand the sun sets earlier in columbus than it does in indy lmao

[ben @penchapoy]

@PatMcAfeeShow so you're saying because it didn't happen on a national stage, like the "manslaughter" of garrett-rudolph as you called it at the time, it shouldn't be penalized the same? mmk, pat... it's fucking dangerous. and donald has been a dirty player for some time now

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

.@BorisJohnson .@10DowningStreet

Just touching base - we feel the time is right for a press conference.

We have some experience with this sort of thing…

[ben @penchapoy]

one cool thing about cats is they’ll barf in your shoe and not even apologize about it

[ben @penchapoy]

it’s a bold move to sip coffee next to a toaster that’s ready to pop

[ben @penchapoy]

@Nedsfeed @tomsegura thanks for speaking up for us, chief

[fer♌️ @ferngalvn]

wtf western dental do to this man 😭

[ben @penchapoy]

@RyneHambright @matthewhoopes “and God said, ‘the price of gas shall not rise above $3.16’”

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

[the joker, loudly on his first day in prison]

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

what did they want him to do, moonwalk offstage?

[James @CaucasianJames]

assuming the spending limit is $20-$30, probably a hydro flask or something

[ben @penchapoy]

the colts not giving jonathan taylor the ball when they were up by 10 might have cost them this game. gotta feed him the ball

[ben @penchapoy]

@sardiniogunquit @chunkbardey front and center in my fucking home

[ben @penchapoy]

i forget to drink water when i'm writing

[ben @penchapoy]

@RyanVanMaanen5

[ben @penchapoy]

hi