Heathern Child

Not a snake-handler and I've always worn pants. COG-raised twentysomething turned ogre. If you have no sense of humor, you probably shouldn't be here.

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@Ultimatetidefan 😂

[Heathern Child @pentecostrebel]

I'll tell y'all this...

If there's anything I've learned from #datingappadventures, it's that if I ever have biological children, I am destined to have biracial babies.

I may not be 100% on what they'll have mixed in there, but I know that much.

[Heathern Child @pentecostrebel]

@Ultimatetidefan

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After a few months, I downloaded a couple of dating apps again. Including a new one.

And this is the only safe place for me to tweet about it 😂

#datingappadventures

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Hello... it's me...

[Heathern Child @pentecostrebel]

Someone did something not okay

I finally said something about how it wasn't okay.

Someone apologized.

I didn't respond because I didn't know what to respond.

And now I feel bad for making them feel bad, but I don't even know how sincere they are.

I'm not programmed for this.

[Heathern Child @pentecostrebel]

I deleted my dating apps today and canceled my date for tonight.

This has nothing to do with the fact that I interacted with John Crist yesterday, I promise.

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@shawntco Doubt it!

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Today I learned that Charleston, WV weirdly resembles Chattanooga. Except I'm sure there's less hipsters.

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@Joshua_S_Akins Yep!

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Then a lottle lit!

[Heathern Child @pentecostrebel]

*Friends have me sitting on the end of the row*
Me: "Listen, growing up, my friends and I avoided the end in case a crazy person grabbed your arm while they were running the aisles..."

I got an LOL from the lady in front of us...

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We got a little lit tonight.

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Oops I disappeared again.

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@Joshua_S_Akins He went to the early service, and I do not make that one 😂

Apparently his son recently started attending our church.

[Heathern Child @pentecostrebel]

So Guy Penrod was at my church today and we're all just now finding out.

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@ASweetTweetRose Oh there will be!

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Last guy I went out with said that next time we go out we're only speaking Spanish.

This is what happens when you talk yourself up and use your Spanish app to help you text.

El orgullo llega antes de una caída 😥

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@RecentPastor @EricIsGuitarted Youseethekeystomyhonda... Notieupyourbowtie!

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@EricIsGuitarted I feel like Google Translate bamboozled you there 😄