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I’m making the transition from this hell site. Looking forward to seeing you all on greener pastures.
https://t.co/bEbfeJcAfI

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I’m making the transition from this hell site. Looking forward to seeing you all on greener pastures.
https://t.co/bEbfeJcAfI

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Goddammit I can’t get enough of this shit!

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

If you have to tell people you're an alpha male, you're actually a beta.

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@liminaluncle Liam this is really good!

[verdant gel 🌄 @verdant_gel]

You know when you point your eyes on a random spot and just leave them there absentmindedly? Just accidentally did that to a cops gun I'm behind in line at the weed store

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@mrnonplungable I’m fine thanks

[We want brian back @wewantbrianback]

Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.

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joe pera is the answer to the perennial question, "what if an old man...was a young man"

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Always a fear of mine that I’ll smell something good cooking and then realize it was a fart

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"sir, can i ask why you're smoking THREE huge blunts?"
"officer, I'm..."
*turns to camera*
"triple jointed"
*cop stops breakdancing*

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What if you were watching a porn and one of the actors broke the fourth wall and went:

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@pderevere @ZohranKMamdani @jvplive @JFREJNYC @IfNotNowOrg I was wondering the same thing

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@BinAnimals @spectatorindex Oops!

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@NickAdamsinUSA Nick you really do love masculine men

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@mrnonplungable Tbh I’m impressed with Ian

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“I was never made to think like a cuck” lmaoooo

[James @James5097445620]

@NickAdamsinUSA I am grateful to be the age I am. I was taught how to be a man by watching my Father and Grandfather. They taught me the value of hard work and that a man takes care of his family and responsibilities. I was never made to think like a cuck. The men today are a bunch of wimps

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@pizzatanktopbro I was fondly remembering your awesome videos yesterday- have you been doing any recently??

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@DaveMcNamee3000 Oh

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@JustNotTheSam lol

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Goddamn this account is top tier comedy. So fuckin good

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

An alpha male never needs to announce himself.