Pete Hancock

Drummer for @Albanydown

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@sciencegirl Do you have to eat, or get your hair cut in heaven?

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@sciencegirl Relief

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@GrumpyGreyhead I loved those sinister public information ads!

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@bushontheradio John Self from Money

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@Christo03770888 I remember dark boards in our lesson building

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First time we’ve ever seen a BMW indicate their movements

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@petefowlerart We must have gone to the same school!

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@RaggedTP The food banks he wanted to close. Grrr!

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@AlanLevinovitz Devil’s toejam! I’m writing that one down for future use

[Brian Eno News @dark_shark]

Lou Reed, 1974 by Oliviero Toscani #TheVelvetUnderground #RocknRollAnimal

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

🚨HERE WE GO! Gary Lineker to be unveiled as new Archbishop of Canterbury in January transfer window. Rumours of Justin Welby going the other way to present the BBC's News at Ten as yet unconfirmed.

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

“I took some ****ing tablets for my ****ing headache and now I can’t stop ****ing swearing.”
“Really? What have you taken?”
“Ibuprofane”.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

@almurray A caretaker archbishop until they find the right one? Or should they go big with somebody from the continent straight away?

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@Jaberuski Extra golf practice!

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It would appear that “Closed for Private Event” wasn’t such a good band name after all.

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@Sandford_Police Add “Egg / baked bean contact” to the rap sheet

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@NoContextBrits Speakers on phones

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@BBCNews It’s spelled “sink”

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@NoContextBrits Analog tumble drier