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One awesomely wonderful, creative, funny, witty bio coming up. Till then, make do with my tweets.

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My 5 year plan:
Year 1:
Year 2:
Year 3:
Year 4:
Year 5: Panic

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

“OK, THAT’S IT. YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SCOTCH TAPE PRIVILEGES!” I announce loudly up the staircase to whoever can hear me because motherhood turns you into a lunatic.

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@Aunt_Ka @TamsterTherapy Right? I never thought I would ever be a productive adult.

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@Aunt_Ka @TamsterTherapy

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@Aunt_Ka @TamsterTherapy I’m still alive you know.

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@YaelSpeaks I love you so so much!!

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@Monicaleeigh It’s been 9 months since I became a mom and I still don’t get to brush my hair everyday. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ I so feel you.

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@JustChatty73 Me too.

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She's a hoot, and a lawyer's missus. Also don't ask her who Bruce is. @tammiediggs #SappySaturday

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@Bill_B10 Yes. Some nights nothing helps. We just give up and play with her till she wants to sleep again.

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THERE IS NOTHING FUN ABOUT BABIES CRYING

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I'm curious to see how I handle twitter after i get a kid. "Hey baby's crying" "Yeah yeah 2 mins. Just tweeting a joke about babies crying."

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@JustChatty73 Oh yes the butter chicken. She’s well. Blessing us with quite a few sleepless nights.

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@sunithawinfred @george_dop 😂

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So tomo's the day for @sunithawinfred n @georgecwilly ..n as much as they deny it, m gonna take credit for them meeting..Buahahahaha

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@JustChatty73

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She's a hoot, and a lawyer's missus. Also don't ask her who Bruce is. @tammiediggs #SappySaturday

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@tiahstyle

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A good guy, and funnier than most by a mile. If you wanna be his friend just #tweetinahoblitstyle @brotherbarabbas #SappySaturday

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@IAmKindaNormal

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Little brother. Like no other. Squishy burrito. That I lovito. @SqishFishBurito #SappySaturday

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My big sister. Better than misters. Her love's so hot it'll give you blisters. @Aunt_Ka #SappySaturday

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Hilariously quick-witted. Sarcastically fun. Positively lovely. Watch out for this one. @steffoff #SappySaturday

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Me n Jill shld go up Ooty hill, her family 2 meet. V wont fall down n brk r crown. Cos she has awesome feet. @living_honestly #SappySaturday

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@kayleethered

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I think she loves palmtrees. I am not too sure. She sings very well and her voice is so pure. @kayleepalmtree #SappySaturday

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He is funny, oh so funny. Yes he's funny. End of story. @j_harkey #SappySaturday

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One hot mama. With a very cool name-a. Not at all lame-a. Always on her game-a. @aareliitta_05 #SappySaturday