Philip Godfrey

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Navy Vet, Software Engineer. He/Him.

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Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

[🐓 𝙈𝘼𝙈𝙐𝙏𝘼 @MisterMamuta]

I hope any of you who've watched The Simpsons know this never happened in the show.

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Yall are so much funnier when we are winning 😂😂
@SoxBooth @WillFlemming

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@PGATOUR @PGATOURLIVE when are yall gunna show our man @Joel_Dahmen?!?!

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@doctorow @NearandDistant I think you're a pretty smart dude and I love your content but I firmly disagree with this take.

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@PGATOUR @PGATOURLIVE best broadcast ever

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@PGATOUR @PGATOURLIVE best broadcast ever

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@PGATOUR typo in your article here

https://t.co/sM9CWnR0aq

33th

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I've been watching the @PGATOUR @PGATOURLIVE for 3 weeks now and I've learned of the 150+ golfers in the field, approx 50-60 are named Justin and another 30 some form of Tom/Thomas/Thompson.

#RBCHeritage #PGA #PGATour

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@mudler_it @jeremy_soller 'trust'

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Hey @espn @PGATOURLIVE more Joel pls

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@PGATOUR @PGATOURLIVE Where is the @Joel_Dahmen and @GenoBonnalie feed?!?!

I've been waiting 2 weeks for this!!
@espn #RBCHeritage

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@wilfleming @SoxBooth is it worse than the world cup?

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@noturtlesoup17 I signed up! Anyone looking for a Twitter alternative check out @feedly + newsletters. Still working through setting up my feed but it's been great so far.

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@wilfleming @SoxBooth LET'S DO IT!

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@d_wray @reflog18 The Masters app is outstanding. MLBTV could learn a thing or two from this team.

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@digitalix

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@BriannaWu @ElieNYC

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@piemadd @MichaelSFBA I just did the border crossing a few weeks ago it was fun! Super fast getting in but like a 30 minute wait coming back. No cafe car for that time FYI.

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@xtinamox @Amtrak They need to make more interchanges happen in Albany. You'd be able to go from Worcester to NYC, Montreal. From Chicago to Montreal, NYC.

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@StacoS Yee I went to like 15 games last year

Also CVS section is where it's at.

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@Broseph865 @TBirdshit @Dulcet24 Hasn’t Tennessee been a deep red state for decades? And 70% can’t read at a “grade level” (whatever that is supposed to mean)?

Sounds like republicans suck at running schools.