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“I’m asking you cos you know about cheese strings” - Whitney Houston, 1985

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@the__Ward @nel1011 @DarthGore @Womblegirl14 @ExecYvette @simon_corrigan @Tomkins112 @CoxeyLoxey @zuffle @theribman @My6Percent At my age - not much

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@fesshole Clearly got too much time on your hands

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@anon_opin Twit Twat

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@Dominos_UK Is there some sort of helpline for when the store forgets to include the big dip I ordered? I need therapy (and a refund)

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@BBCBreakfast Kicked the bouquet

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@ess_emm_aitch A bit of natural yoghurt should cure that

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@Richwolves64 What surprised me most about Josh is that he never mentioned he was a pilot

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@the__Ward You’ve accidentally gone to Canada?

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@RealCultureClub Yes - front row of Hammersmith Odeon, December 1982

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@bl0ndie_20 It’s a lot bigger now

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@bl0ndie_20 I’ve got a screenshot somewhere of your juicy peach 🍑

Oh, no I haven’t - I deleted it didn’t I? At least think that’s what I said.

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@anon_opin Calm down. No need for a tempur tantrum

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@Womblegirl14 Is that thread still alive?

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@minimooey I have shat, sung and sent

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@tinytwink Still here. Is dog still dead?

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@My6Percent I miss bumping into June Brown buying her cigarettes in my local Waitrose

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@fesshole Gaslighting

And electric lighting. And water lighting

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@ess_emm_aitch <Suppresses urge not to make a joke about it not being the first time you’ve struggled to get your cups in their holder>