Joey

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[Avy @NOTAVYVERT]

Why when I was in the jail one of the COs said the ravens got Justin Jefferson when I had no phone to check what kind of sick joke is that

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Smoking a cigarette while squatting in these would feel so good

[ellis 🖖🏻 @hellisrebuke]

oh yeah you like sports? name five times your team has made you want to kill yourself.

[STONE @stone_2x]

WEIGHT ROOM MF🔥

[LondonRising @LondonCallingA]

“Don’t overreact it’s only preseason”

Nah fuck that I’m killing myself.

[sb 🗽🏆 @NlGGASTFU]

You gone start beating your shit in the theater or some? wtf does this mean lmao

[Mac “McCorkle” Jones @MacAttack_10]

Gave a homeless man a $5 bill and Jayden Daniels’ mom came around the corner and shot me

[Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin]

6 out of the 7 top ranking QBs at every trait is a fellow CAA client… #noticing

[bea🦉🐐 @alysalysalysaly]

aemond hearing his weird goth gf is actually the immortal bride of harren the black and is cursed to haunt a castle she can't escape for her grievous sins and he's like you know what. hell yeah and wants to immediately start making out

[Robin Lopez @rolopez42]

Biggest issue: If you're being drafted, people are saying "we want you around for 4 years" & I can't imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes.

We've seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality.

[🪙🇭🇹(they/them) @thevoyager_]

Saw his ex w another dude for ONE SECOND and immediately jumped, my brudda jus another me.

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

This is going to be the first lockout in the history of sports where public opinion will favor the owners.

[. @J0nesToChina]

Genuinely no other explanation than a divine karmic intervention to explain this generational fall off

[Danny Kelly @DannyBKelly]

the sprawling electrical substation that malevolently watches over every 49ers practice will never not be funny to me. i think it gets bigger and closer in every video i see

[Colton Sports @ColtonSports]

His PR is so good he’s the center of attention for a stat he doesn’t have yet 😭

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Shaq: what he do chuck

Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle

Earnie: a what?

Kenny: a pickle

Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck

Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man

Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck

[DeeJay 🇳🇬 @EdOverRay]

The community notes 😭😭😭

[j$ @khamszn]

In honor of national wing day here's josh serving up a 20 piece hot lemon pepper all flats cooked extra crispy (day 10/50)