phil antony

Grumpy old git by choice, perfected by society.

[phil antony @philantonyevans]

@stephaniemain2 https://t.co/1gFQUT7qw2

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In ancient Egypt, when your cat died, you were expected to shave your eyebrows as a sign of mourning.

[phil antony @philantonyevans]

Will this mean the price of cocaine is going up? #COLENG

[phil antony @philantonyevans]

@stephaniemain2

[phil antony @philantonyevans]

@stephaniemain2 Sports direct do 5 pairs for £2. Still works out cheaper than my divorce.

[phil antony @philantonyevans]

@TheTweetOfGod Give me earth and I'll clear your browser history for you!!!!

[phil antony @philantonyevans]

It's not rocket science. I'm in a beer garden with earphones in, leave me the fuck alone !!!!!

[Dylan @DylanBaer]

Please help, man needs his boat! 🙏🏻

[phil antony @philantonyevans]

@stephaniemain2 Cockwomble

[Tazmins fight AML 🎗 @TazminsMDS]

Please retweet this.. this is my 2 year old she had leukaemia last year and now were raising awareness

https://t.co/9cOLryezmZ

@ScarlettMoffatt

[Dan Ogunshakin @DanOgunshakin]

Right twitterverse, work your magic! My fiancée lost her engagement ring which was my mum's ring. Understandably we're both gutted. It could have gone missing at Heathrow, on a BA flight to Singapore or in Singapore itself. Long shot I know but hopefully miracles can happen 🙏🏽

[Andrew Parnall @dontbrexitfixit]

Can I please get a retweet from each of my followers? Someone out there somewhere must know something. This laptop with priceless memories must be returned. https://t.co/KJOqdWdOlv

[Rob Leach @the_mushy_pea]

Retweet, retweet, RETWEET!

[Tim Hanlon @TimfromDa70s]

Still waiting for an armed citizen to stop a mass shooting.

[MichaelTrying @MichaelTrying]

I finally have the body I want after a rigorous six month program of lowering my expectations.