Phil Kench

Product & Marketing interests. Sybarite. Happy home cook. Gadget obsessive. Purchaser of over-engineered things. Lover of the Oxford comma.

[Phil Kench @philkench]

@anon_opin Not dissimilar to the bleak ending of the “Dinosaurs”

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@RichardEGrant #candlebravery!

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@timoldland A designer who grew up on slow open tape decks?

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@Rainmaker1973 If the ciabatta was more penitent it would have been fine

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@Divine_Miss_Em A little bit short for an ewok

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

That is a good question…..

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@jarmovalmari @CharlesPattson Yup, also slightly raging about MacBook Air being limited to 1 external monitor. A £400 Dell has happily run 2 for the last 10 years.

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@vicbolt Looking ahead, I’m reallly hoping that parliamentary portraits are sized by tenure…

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@benedictevans At least Hugh won’t have to go to the cinema

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@benedictevans . But we’d forgive if it had flashed past a heads up display of “how to relate to the human infants”

[Kate Nicholls OBE @UKHospKate]

This is the reality of running a small restaurant in Britain right now. It’s a miracle we survive | Mandy Yin https://t.co/TzjT5Gub4o

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I keep reading about a world glitter shortage and must reveal that it is all in our rear passenger footwell

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@Error59452156 Creepy as all hell at the time

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@OllyMann But wasn’t it a delightful time, adults were trusted and there was insignificant fraud.

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@deliciousmag Brussels Sprouts - sweeter now
Pork used to have a strong flavour
(And one more boot in for adding sweetener to San Pellegrino 🍊, 🍋 and the rest)

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@rkeef27 @ask_aubry This is great but i suspect a corollary intersection would also be “Wouldn’t know something was a Date even if you wrote it in bold text”

[HumansBeingBros @HumansBros]

Swedish "Fish Doorbell" livestreaming site, https://t.co/RZWCDycdw8 see a fish, ring the bell, and a man will come open the lock for the fish to swim through https://t.co/9mT3wZL703 #humansbeingbros

[Paul @SplashMan]

I only just noticed that my Easter Island pen pot looks like Bill Nighy.

[Phil Kench @philkench]

@Burns_Mister Which would be ROUS on earth!