fluffheaded antelope

Phan, Deadhead, hair model

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

@YouEnjoyMySocks Where did you get those shoes???

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

All aboard the GOP Express. Next stop crazy town. 🚋🤯🎶 #ClangClangClangWentJoshHawley

[Mystery Solvent @MysterySolvent]

The one time leader of the free world who now lives alone in a hotel sharing buffets, common areas, and staff with strangers, yearns for attention and relevance so badly, he now stands on a patio step every night ranting to tens of people about a 6 month old election that he lost

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

@Tannerprentice

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@Tannerprentice

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

This handsome guy was found on the 5 Freeway by @KaitlinOlson. He’s got short legs and a giant head so we’re thinking of calling him: “Frank”. Thoughts?

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

@primawesome

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

@Tannerprentice

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

@Tannerprentice Well, only one way to find out...

[Lydia Cruz @TheLydiaCruz]

I have to do this once per season so excuse me while I make quota BRING BACK THE CLASSIC MARINERS COLORS FULL TIME PLEASE

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

When I hear people say, "It's my birthday week", I roll my eyes so far back in my head I see God! You don't get a month or a week. You get a day. It's right there in the word, birth-DAY. Get over yourself, you're not that important.

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

@HeyScoops just got done listening to episode 780.
Was watching TV in the garage and a T-Mobile commercial came on comparing their 5G coverage to Verizon's and what song do they use?
You guessed it, Simply the Best, by Tina "Lieberman" Turner!

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

My daughter ordered @ChipotleTweets via @Postmates and got the wrong order delivered. Postmates took care of it & gave her credit. I do have one complaint though...
Leslie P. wherever you are, your taste in burrito ingredients is trash!
Who the fuck gets extra corn?

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

@georgehahn ..or check to see if it's even been set-up. 🙄

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

@chandlehead

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

@chandlehead I'm just imagining getting a hang nail...

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

This is a must watch. Don't you dare let the GOP and their propaganda networks twist the truth that this wasn't a violent insurrection bent on a coups. Good work from @nytimes

‘We’ve Lost the Line!’: Radio Traffic Reveals Police Under Siege at Capitol https://t.co/ATFsRr4KRx

[Hal Rudnick @halrudnick]

What's your #SnyderCut watch plan? I'm gonna watch it in 5-10min increments over the course of the rest of my life.

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

@robhuebel Eviction

[fluffheaded antelope @phishivalry]

This line of condescending eco friendly products makes me want to go out in my backyard and burn a tire on a pile of milk crates.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

LMAO 😂