Pintapie

Think what you want to, if you want, because you can think anything.

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@People4Bernie What prediction? That it would be a tossup and if trump lost he’d lose his mind and claim fraud? I predicted that. Who didn’t? It was fucking obvious.

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@thehill My g-d, they are so fucking stupid.

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@JakeAnbinder Bernie lost bc Democrats overwhelmingly had as their highest priority beating trump and Bernie himself failed to make the case to enough of them that he was their best shot at doing that. It’s not complicated. I have no dog in this fight. I’m just telling you.

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@AD1968F Lie. It won’t be the first time.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

if i spent three days in the hospital i would be in debt for the rest of my life

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@Caerage @DearAuntCrabby Good.

[Windsor Mann @WindsorMann]

The Trump COVID policy: “Don’t mask, don’t tell.”

[✹ katie ✹ @k80eyes]

a relationship should be 50/50. he points out the cows when we’re driving, and i admire

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

just fell out a 50th story window and so far so good! feels like flying. don’t be afraid of falling out of windows

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

We’re going to find out he’s dead from Claudia Conway aren’t we?

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@LeonaLioness6 @mattgaetz He is.

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@The_Law_Boy Hat trick: he walks up a ramp, drinks water one handed, takes a deep breath. Crowd goes wild.

[Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw]

@benshapiro Hell yeah! And what if Harambe came back? That would be epic.

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@BenjaminPDixon Save it. This tweet was just below yours in my feed.

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@Goss30Goss Exhausted m, but not fucking. .