Pujan Joshi

small and brown

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

OBAMA JUST GAVE A SHOUTOUT TO BROWN KIDS- THATS ME

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

I wanna see someone start a Hot Ones, but with heat instead of spice

[Parker Wight @parker_wight5]

@bookingcom, we were scheduled to check in to one of your properties in Boston last Wed. 6 HOURS BEFORE check-in, we got a message: “software issues preclude us from honoring your booking”. Left homeless, we had to scramble for a hotel and paid 4x the nightly price. (1/2)

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

@parker_wight5 FUCK YOU @bookingcom

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

@DeloitteUS @USGA @uswomensopen @usopengolf #Sweepstakes

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

Dunkin coffee drinks > Starbucks coffee drinks
Starbucks espresso drinks > Dunkin espresso drinks
Smash that LIKE button if you agree

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

I just wanna know what it feels like to have your bag show up first in baggage claim

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

Does no one in this world make pants for petite men like me who wear 28x28 smh

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

@AaronPoland_ @Lakers I’m a 5’6 3 point specialist

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

Me next @Lakers

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

@B_Shah1 You’re so fucking lame

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

“Within half a year, @AmericanAir has not only resumed political giving but also contributed directly to at least one of the 147 Republican lawmakers who opposed certification of the electoral college results.” My experience makes so much more sense now

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

Never flying @AmericanAir again. My flight was delayed for 12+ hours and received absolutely no assistance. I have never been so inconvenienced by a company and disregarded as a customer. I will avoid flying American in the future to avoid any possibility of being this frustrated

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

If you use Sticky Keys, you are a psychopath

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

As an extremely indecisive person, making a bracket is my personal hell

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

Here are three apps you can use to replace Robinhood:

1) @SoFi *
2) @CashApp
3) @public

*Disclaimer: I am taking this company public via $IPOE so I am biased, but I think it kicks ass.

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

Who woke up one day and was like “yeah imma invent the spreadsheet today” smh

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

All of a sudden Mitch McConnell and Senate Republicans are worried that someone in America might get a $2,000 check "who doesn't need it."

Funny. They had no problem giving a $1.4 billion tax break to Charles Koch and his family with a net worth of $113 billion. What hypocrisy!

[Pujan Joshi @pjoshi1196]

Pfizer and Moderna

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

126 House Republicans supported the sham lawsuit that the Supreme Court just rejected.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Breaking on @MSNBC: 126 House Republicans now want to overturn the will of the people, including Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy. 20 more GOP names now back the Texas lawsuit to overturn the election. The mass delusion continues.