The only guaranteed thing to last from a wedding is the photos. So ball out on a good photographer so you have something to burn at the divorce bonfire.
Lovecraft wrote stories about how inbreeding was bad (Lurking Fear, Rats in the Walls), but he also told stories with extreme outbreeding (Arthur Jermyn, Shadow Over Innsmouth).
awesome statue by Chris Walas of the most extreme outbreeding imaginable.
Enter the airport at 5 am after driving through industrial sprawl, shuffle down the crowded tsa line as the cold eyes of border tsar Kristi Noem glare down at you, you have to go through the x ray three times, you have testicular cancer, cyberpunk is now