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[meggie @plantmoron]

Alright hear me out-

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

I WILL BE INTRODUCING THE MELISSA HORTMAN/CHARLIE KIRK GUN
SAFETY ACT TO MANDATE FEDERAL BACKGROUND CHECKS TO PURCHASE A FIREARM! WE ALSO NEED RED FLAG LAWS, MORE PENALTIES FOR POLITICAL VIOLENCE, AND MORE FUNDING FOR MENTAL HEALTH PROGRAMS! TOO MANY LIVES HAVE BEEN LOST!

[meggie @plantmoron]

@andrewzspencer It’s almost like you shouldn’t have such a strong opinion on it then if you don’t have all the information? And not villainize someone who was in the room for speaking on it?

[meggie @plantmoron]

@Dqqrgd70 @adoomies3 Brain rot at its purest

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

[meggie @plantmoron]

@BruceyXRP @SolarEnergyBTC @kastrinakis_gr @DefiantLs You should probably get a new provider…

[meggie @plantmoron]

This should read

Leavitt: Spews conspiracy theory

Collins: Is there any evidence of that?

Leavitt: It’s your job to disprove my conspiracy theory 🤪

[Acyn @Acyn]

Collins: Biden is on the record talking about preemptive pardons for these people

Leavitt: But was he aware of his signature being used?

Collins: Is there any evidence that he wasn’t aware?

Leavitt: You’re a reporter. You should find out

[ Q-Cap  @qcapital2020]

LOL

[Bugman Hegel @FedPoasting]

Do you know what it feels like to never be acknowledged? To never even get a “thank you?”

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

*record scratch* Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation...

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

Trumps owning the libs by crashing the economy, apparently.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Did removing pronouns from emails make eggs and gas cheaper yet?

[meggie @plantmoron]

@Fightglobalism8 @ReneeLevant @sc4tt3rbrain @JezowskiStef @elonmusk @DOGE Wait do you think DEI is an agency 🤦‍♀️

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump gets in bed with the Chinese owners, and suddenly Tik Tok isn’t “evil CCP compromised” anymore. These people believe in nothing. What Trump decides today is what they believe in today. Which changes tomorrow if Trump makes a deal with someone else to enrich himself.

[meggie @plantmoron]

@JakedChinatown You say this as your account is dedicated to hating Ethan and getting mad at everything he says. Would you say you’re well-adjusted?

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

The random ass people Trump is appointing

[gere @lustformiley]

this is my president