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Is it bedtime yet?

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Is it going to pop out sideways in linen?

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@USAPippa @ClarksonsFarm1 Nationalisation of farming?

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@XRLlareggub @benonwine Thats an insult to spacca chariots. At least they actually did give people freedom

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@duchess2390 @MartinDaubney the same idiots who are now complaining about him

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@ThatAlexWoman Dear Miss Phillips. Don`t rub it in while the rest of are melting. 🤣

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@AndyBurnhamGM well he`s not lying. He didnt start it then, he started it 10 years later

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@Cheeseo76847269 @NoLongerTheFuzz @Keir_Starmer 🤣🤣

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@capedjoosader @OfficerofEngin1 the world implodes and it no longer matters 😂

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@andreww1967 @Bobbybollocks2 @chaztwatter 😂

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@N_Ochagova @JBONAMASSA Always liked the Warlock horned headstock

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@Calavera437 @spikedonline 1/2. Didnt harperson stand in between Bliar and Prudence Broon taking over?

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@Prof_Umbongo @MyArrse A lot buy it though. In the words of a Captain Blackadder, its soft, strong and thoroughly absorbant

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@Figuregirl1977 @joerichlaw @BipolarRunner @SkyNews Sounds pretty much like it

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@Jenny_1884 @AbsolutelyVexed Really wish people would use punctuation for organisation initials. I'm fed up of wondering what Roger Daltry has said now 😂

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@Rothbury01669 Me?😂

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Why has it got a butt plug on top?

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

We built these water refill points for days like today...

London now has over 4,000 free water refill points across the capital. Find your closest here:

https://t.co/iYq3RmT5fC

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@GuidoFawkes How can I argue with Dear old Tone, without looking like i`m arguing with Dear old Tone. All piss in the same pot

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@Rothbury01669 Yellow, mmm in my best Homer Simpson voice. Planted cheaper seeds from Lidl and Aldi etc before. Thought i`d plant the lot thinking they wouldnt be much cop. Ended up giving plants away as every seed took hold

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@didtheydiecom @domjoly @CrewkerneGaz @carolvorders Thats the point though it`s subjective. It amuses you but not me. And lets be reet though, neither Joly or Crewkerne are exactly Fluck and Law in the satire stakes

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@domjoly @CrewkerneGaz @carolvorders says the man who thought shouting on an oversized phone was comedy