Paige Lytle

my parents met in a bowling league then violently divorced 15 years later

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I realized I never won any awards at the end of summer camp because I was a bitch so in sixth grade I decided to stop being a bitch and then I won Camper of the Year. Went right back to being a bitch.

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@fredtheobserver 😔

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@TheREALJNu Cicadas????? That’s it I’m ending my life

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@cpaige_94 Buckle up, it’s about to be march madness

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@DeloneSean aww I didn’t know you were expecting

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@TheREALJNu @LiLytle89 😭😭😭 god for real, she would have loved this

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my favorite documentary is the sopranos

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@TheREALJNu Lmaooo love you and our fam

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Who do pilots think they are, flying through clouds like they own the sky

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“I will cry when I turn 29.” - the teen across from me on the train as I stare down the barrel of 30

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@julieardenficks @depthsofwiki thank u i feel seen

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why is my posture Better when I’m drunk

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like mother like daughter, i have conditioned my inbox to only operate under immense stress (90K emails)

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never forget flash mobs

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which circle of hell is a coworker seeing you cry on the train platform near your office

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went into primal mode accusing everyone of sitting on the remote during that tubi commercial

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just hit the point in this book where it says the title and my first thought was to light the book on fire

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

They had to play us.

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sorry i'm late, i was shotgunning a clementine

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what's the word for that feeling you get when you hear a restaurant closed for health code violations and you have leftovers from said restaurant that you were and are still planning to eat for lunch bc you don't believe in food waste and also it tastes good