l'Américain

funky flow for you and your bros

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

Your hug should feel like a straight out of the dryer hoodie.

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

I’ve been accumulating sober days so I can blast through the holidays shit ass drunk with minimal complaints from the gf.

[Jan·da·līze ☆ @Jandalize]

Me, on my deathbed.
Coworker leans in: are you ready for Christmas?

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

Don’t ruin your kids Halloween by putting a stupid coat over their kick ass costumes.

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

Hey, I’m back
j/k I’m outta here

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

People who give a fuck are the most dangerous

[Tony @tsm560]

Sorry I don’t post selfies or videos but I don’t have a vagina

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

I remember when I used to kick it live in 95

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

[eating lunch]
what’s for supper?

[Overpressure™ @wworkergates]

It costs you nothing to be gentle.
It costs you nothing to be kind.
It costs you nothing to be supportive.
It costs you nothing to help someone in need.
It costs you nothing to love someone.
So what's holding you back?

[Escapegoat @GBRougecity]

My Uber driver doesn't know that soon he'll be an accomplice.

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

I love the way your boobs shake when we drive down bumpy roads.

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

I’m in the mood for a cutsie pop song with a non threatening rap solo in it

[Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves]

What if you're my happy place?

[Jan·da·līze ☆ @Jandalize]

Those first 59 seconds of a one minute workout are the worst.

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

People who own birds, what you don’t like peace and quiet?

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

Me beer and pizza
The ultimate threesome

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

I'm just here to reply to your tweet with a dumb gif

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

Valentine’s Day
Just a day to buy goofy shit for the broad you’re currently fucking.

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

Forged in fire but with yo-yo sticks

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

Drunk on a Sunday night. Monday is gonna be extra special.