Lexi Brooks

Alright

[Patricia Wallinga @pwallinga]

I just want to clarify that this flashing strobe light is being projected onto a rent-controlled apartment with a fair number of elderly residents. You know, just in case you were wondering if it could get worse.

[Lexi Brooks @probablyeggnog]

@GamesOverMovies @drmistercody It’s not lmao

[The Thinking Atheist @ThinkingAtheist]

The good book? I don't think so. #Bible

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Remember, this is a revenue pool shared among all creators, so if you qualify and don’t sign up, you’re increasing Andrew Tate’s revenue and decreasing your own.

[Lexi Brooks @probablyeggnog]

@NostalgiaFolder I still remember all the answers here

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

The actor who played Lizzie’s father in the popular Disney series ‘Lizzie McGuire’ just posted a photo of a residual check Disney sent him in 2019 worth $0.00, captioning the picture: “Why we’re striking”

[Lexi Brooks @probablyeggnog]

@bymoonsoulchild I want to send this to my mom with no context lmao

[Lexi Brooks @probablyeggnog]

@DeaconStua35290 @WaitiGeorge @alexfilipeM @KarlaPonceG @BenJJ7 @Any_Glez @santosmorenook @xanDerificKisMe @andy08warrior @samuel_kareen @kabir_zaki @AndrewClark225 @summersgroove @EveLescano4 @12millz_ @pauInyambati @j_Pearce17 @mariedubertrand @ReubenCheok Scam

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

“But if we raise the minimum wage, prices will go up!”

Avg cost of a Big Mac in New Hampshire, which has $7.25 minimum wage: $4.83

Avg cost of a Big Mac in Washington, which has $14.49 minimum wage: $4.67

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

So to recap, a popular right-winger posted the most infamous piece of child pornography ever made, the seven people still working at twitter banned him, and then Elon personally reinstated him.

It's just...getting very difficult to keep justifying using this site.

[Kel Bel 🌎 @notkelbel]

@PopBase

[ian @brutalmoose]

youtube is rounding the corners of videos and not allowing me to hide the Shorts feed anymore in an attempt to drive me insane.
look at this round-ass video. i'm missing so many pixels of information, here.

[Lauren @LABC222]

Here’s the difference between predators in public schools versus predators in Christian schools or churches. I have never once met a public school parent who was willing to overlook the predator past of a school teacher, and want them back as a teacher. But

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Democrats after McConnell suffers potential stroke/absent seizure mid-press conference: “I wish him well and hope he is okay.”

Republicans after Nancy Pelosi’s husband is hit in the head by an assailant with a hammer: “It was probably his spurned lover that he met at a gay bar.”

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.

[Lexi Brooks @probablyeggnog]

@Bornakang The whole time I was waiting for something to happen but it’s just gnocchi

[Talia Lavin @mobydickenergy]

just like... how come the whole medical school and residency system is essentially ritualized torture? having seen enough family members and now my bf go through it, i must admit it seems both cruel and unnecessary to imbue medical training with suffering

[Lexi Brooks @probablyeggnog]

@Bornakang The pretzel wasn’t that big and there’s no way those mozzarella sticks were a foot long

[Kăskă (she/her) @KaskaJessica]

In Ben Shapiro's long ass moan about Barbie he mentions "There's a trans Barbie, & no one mentions it & they carry on like it's normal!"
Like yeah Ben, cos that's what normal people do. They don't feel they have to point out any minority with wide eyes "TRANS! SHE TRANS! TRAANS"