Marginal_At_Best

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

@goodymade why are we still abbreviating Money for Nothing? It's only one of the most iconic songs/guitar riffs of the 80's.

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

@MichaelBensonn Low blow or not, he could've beaten a 10 count.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

"Sir this car runs on dirty talk. Why not give it a go"
"um...how bout them vaginas"
[car drives off at like 3mph]

[deg @degg]

[setting:nude beach]
hulkhogan: open up your dick sucker
me: my what?
hulkhogan: your mouth jabroni open your mouth. im going to shit in it

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

It's always fun to log onto twitter and hate some new people.

[Baby Sumerian God @Ilovelamp1979]

Wish you were here...

*points at cemetery*

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

@Ilovelamp1979 Yep. Still hate you.

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

I have four new followers this week. Not bad for a guy that hasn't tweeted in 8 months.

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

All of my friends usually refer to me as "fuck that guy."

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

My five year plan involves earning enough money to develop a drug problem.

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

Don't ride by. Don't ride by. Don't ride by. Don't ride b.. Oh look she's home.

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

*at a petting zoo* ok, pull yourself together, people are staring. Pet the baby goat one more minute then peace out.

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

Sex so good I remembered her name.

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

A medical professional that knows me well told me I'm slightly bipolar and a tad schizophrenic. So I've got that going for me.

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

Oh, you carry a gallon jug of water around all day? You must be a total badass.

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

I have absolutely nothing to offer anyone, lol.

[slick @dlicj]

Employees must wash hands before returning to work. Customers can pick up their own turds from the toilet or whatever we don't care

[Marginal_At_Best @procharged94]

I want to be the one she refers to when she's old and senile, telling her grandkids how she once had five orgasms in a row.