Miss Elizabeth Burroughs 🔮 on NF

✨Erotic entertainments for discerning adults✨

Flaneuse 🌃 freethinker🍸️ flirt 💋

Villainess by profession ⛓️🕶️ Artist by inclination 🎨✏️

[Miss Elizabeth Burroughs 🔮 on NF @profbacchante]

Rottenest girl alive. Genuine pervert. Nympho in the library stacks and a slut at the museum. Want to know more? Talk or chat with me, only on @NiteFlirt 😉

https://t.co/IeKjim9Aew

[HEYJAEEE! (Got hacked) @heyjaeeeee]

Madeline Kahn ain’t got no business being dead 😭

[I’m Shebecca Escrow @_shebecca]

this is like one of the best songs of all time how did they do that

[best of old hollywood @oldhllywoods]

ava gardner in court to get a divorce from mickey rooney, 1943

[Adaubam Pires @adaubam]

Nesses tempos de ChatGPT, importante lembrar as dicas de Italo Calvino para o novo século:

1. Aprenda poemas de cor;
2. Faça contas a mão;
3. Combata a abstração da linguagem;
4. Saiba que tudo que você tem pode lhe ser tirado de uma hora para outra.

[tony @toonisian]

Also you can be insecure without projecting, sniping at people, evil eyeing bitches, hating from outside the club, etc. Everyone is a lil insecure & when you stop putting ppl on pedestals so you can knock them off of the pedestal, life gets a lot easier and funner !

[brian @brianonhere]

i love how $25 everything is becoming

[cielo @cieloskyes]

god invented weed and masturbating so we could use it at the same time 🙏

[Miss Elizabeth Burroughs 🔮 on NF @profbacchante]

@samhaselby Imagine my surprise and clicking through to find what is apparently a notable in popular history! Guess I've missed plenty with my nose in the books, hmm.

[Miss Elizabeth Burroughs 🔮 on NF @profbacchante]

@samhaselby My guess, charitably, is this is someone who misunderstands what a historian does and how the practice of history *works* because for so very long the publishing industry has been allowing some, ahem, let's say *creative* interpretations when it comes to "popular non fiction"

[Miss Elizabeth Burroughs 🔮 on NF @profbacchante]

Most reliable way to get you trade is to remember what letter the word "trade" starts with and who sung Proud Mary 😉

[cris @tombrockhardy]

how does he get all the quality trade

[theo @theosal]

This is how I picture anonymous millionaires who outbid museums and science institutions to buy dinosaur skeletons and fossils for their private collections

[Miss Elizabeth Burroughs 🔮 on NF @profbacchante]

Average French educator TBH

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Middle school history teacher who makes his students read Braudel, Bloch, Lefebvre, etc.

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Polling has undeniably robbed politics of the heroic element, of the desire (and ability) for politicians to “aim where they’re going to be”, to be able to put a program to the people and contest for it on open ground. It’s turned politics into a series of minor retreats

[Miss Elizabeth Burroughs 🔮 on NF @profbacchante]

This is fetish pornography he is making, you understand this, yes? That includes the exaggerated faces he's making--it's quite obviously not "natural." It's a performance and it's performance for a particular paying audience that wants certain aspects emphasized in that performance.

[seraph ꕤ @bvmbsight]

the faces while taking off his socks... oh oliver muhl you will always be dada

[Miss Elizabeth Burroughs 🔮 on NF @profbacchante]

There are a few true cis male divas in the world and Alec Baldwin is one of them, like it or not.

[Heath @LeastHesFunny_]

Alec Baldwin’s Instagram “tribute” to his Red October Co Star Sam Neill, where he spends almost 3 minutes talking about his own filmography & every other actor in October who isn’t Sam Neill might be the most unintentionally funny thing I’ve ever watched

[Miss Elizabeth Burroughs 🔮 on NF @profbacchante]

It's a hard time for our country, but a great time to be a crazy bitch that loooooooves a former frat boy, current corporate killer 🥰

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

marked safe from explosive diarrhea

[Miss Elizabeth Burroughs 🔮 on NF @profbacchante]

This is exactly why so very, very often in the arts, irrespective of medium or chosen subject matter, the absolute undisputed masters are also unequivocally...perverts.

[drumm colin @drumm_colin]

the only way to become a better writer is to write reams and reams of utter trash

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

ALERT: TOTAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE IS COMING IN 6-12 MONTHS

[Christin @hexprax]

Sometimes it feels amazing to eat a flavorless mushroom rice casserole and pretend you're a co-op grocery store vegan in 1999.