Larry Heimann

Professor of Information Systems at Carnegie Mellon; Klingon Code Warrior; hard-core Boston sports fan (grew up in NH)

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

The World Cup is at our shores, and all these people are doing us a great service. They are reminding Americans that this place is kind of awesome.

[Larry Heimann @profh]

Amazing. Even her own website mocks this line in their 404 page. (Kudos to the staffer who did this.)

She’s clueless that every time she says it, she makes it (and herself) a bigger joke. 🤷‍♂️

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Kamala tops off word salad in Austria:

“...helping the people see what can be, unburdened by what has been."

Never tires of the classics.

[Aggie The Barbabe @AggieTheBarkeep]

Good morning ☺️

[Ryan Daniels @ryanjdaniels]

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[Christopher Hope📝 @christopherhope]

NEW Larry the Cat has just killed and eaten a mouse feet from the door of 10 Downing St during the Prime Minister’s press conference.
The mouse was killed in the courtyard of the Foreign Office, dragged across the street and consumed by Larry on the grass next to Number 10’s door. We have the film.
This is not an April Fool. It is the first time this has happened in my long hours standing outside 10 Downing Street. Here is Larry moments before the mouse killing.

[Larry Heimann @profh]

Happy 3-28 day!

[Shirley's Galaxy of Cats @ShirleysGalaxy]

@ABC Long live Larry!

[Andrew Bejarano @abejarano12]

@NFL @insidetheNFL This has gotten me through the last couple days

[NFL @NFL]

Even after the loss, Mike Vrabel waited outside the locker room for every one of his players, like he always does. ❤️

@insidetheNFL Super Bowl LX Mic'd Up on X

[Cameron Wolfe @CameronWolfe]

“I’ve never felt anything like this. The joy of the team. But then holding my brother after the game is a feeling I never want to replicate.”

#Patriots LB Christian Elliss is Super Bowl bound winning Elliss Bowl over little bro Broncos’ Jonah & opens up to me on bittersweet day:

[Larry Heimann @profh]

I’m so tired of double standards on both sides. Stop the nonsense.

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

When Biden refused to enforce immigration law, we were told that states couldn’t enforce those laws because it was a federal function.

Now, when Trump is trying to enforce federal immigration law, these same people say it’s fine for states to obstruct and sabotage the carrying out of this same federal function.

[Savage @Savageboston]

How can anyone hate Drake Maye?

[Uncommon Cents @Uncommon_Centss]

@PatrickMahomes In the course of two days, the NFL has told us that Shadeur Sanders is a pro bowler, and that Bill Bellichick is NOT a hall of famer.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Insane… don’t even understand how this could be possible

[JBentley @NVBentley33]

you know how big of a hater u gotta be to see somebody with 8 rings & be like…nah
😂😂

[Siggi @swedishfishermn]

@NVBentley33 we know who the goat is

[AqibTalib21 @AqibTalib21]

Bill Belichick not being a first-ballot Hall of Famer is the most outrageous robbery in NFL history!!!

[Damien Woody @damienwoody]

That’s a disgrace for whatever committee that decided this!

[Matt Cassel @M_Cassel16]

That’s insane and absolutely ridiculous. He is the greatest to ever do it! First Ballot is for the best in our game, both players and coaches. Bill clearly is deserving of that honor.