Jake

I’ll be a stone, amongst the bones. Never been seen again

[jame @kloogans]

accidentally clicked an ad while scrolling on here and my camera opened and took a pic of me and closed and now there’s a tapping on my bedroom window every night around 2:45am

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

pouring gatorade directly into my stomach through my shotgun wound

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dentist sold my teeth to mcdonalds

[TexasRaptor @ MP @Texas_Raptor]

Jacked off into a menthol dude wipe and my ropes started crackling like a fish fry

[nick naney @nicknaney]

My penis falls off a lot when I’m walking home and sometimes when I’m in a mood I won’t even reattach it I’ll just kick it down the road and hope a wolf doesn’t get it before my butler

[Ocean Alley @oceanalleyau]

An afternoon on the water in Hawaii at the end of tour back in 2024 ⛵️☀️ We always felt this would be a good one for ‘First Blush’. Full music video is up on youtube now n we’ll see ya at a show in AUS & NZ soon 🩵

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

POV: you’re trapped talking to the guy who used to skate

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ no 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄

[Ocean Alley @oceanalleyau]

Our new album LOVE BALLOON is out now. Thank you for listening 💛

[Ocean Alley @oceanalleyau]

DRENCHED! 1 month to go until our 5th album ‘Love Balloon’ is released!!

[Ocean Alley @oceanalleyau]

Love Balloon live for the 1st time. Thank youuu Tampa 🇺🇸 ❤️ 🎈

[Ocean Alley @oceanalleyau]

5 years of our 3rd album ‘Lonely Diamond’ 💎 So many great memories from writing and recording this album.

To celebrate we just put up the full album video live from Studios 301 on YouTube!!!

Watch here: https://t.co/VxULJ4Zbz9

Thanks so much for listening 💙

[Ocean Alley @oceanalleyau]

Our 5th album ‘Love Balloon’ will be released on September 19! The title track ‘Love Balloon’ is out now around the word + album pre-orders are live ❤️️🎈

[Ocean Alley @oceanalleyau]

Now our love is feeling fantastic. Can we take off soon?

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

I appreciate seagulls. They are not noble but I will stick up for seagulls. The shore should be a lively place full of thieves.

[RobotRowboat™ @robotrowboat]

[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go

[Ocean Alley @oceanalleyau]

Happy 7th birthday to ‘Chiaroscuro’ 💜💚🧡

[Elias | VGEN🫀📓 @eliasdessin]

the grim reapegg