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want 2 be the girl w the most cake

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@spit_babey Yea— it’s really good, bleak though.

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I think reading the cannibalism book in one day broke my brain

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Fucking the pretzel guy for pretzels

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@JackdawJackal @soft___hands @wthesickness

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What’s a superdry

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Started laughing in a meeting bc they announced Pete Buttigieg is giving a talk at the museum

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My next grift is making cooking tiktoks where I vaguely talk about a time I was sad and I do not share the recipe

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Staring in a “you look great” sticker-mirror while covered in peanut butter

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@spit_babey Or return to monke

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I’m back btw

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NYT really shared that oped and every white woman in the metro west of Boston with an “in this house” yard sign thought it was a galaxy brain take

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They were listening to the bends you dummies

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Not me and my supervisor quitting within the next month and a half 💀

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British people spell “curb” as “kerb” lmao are you serious

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you make me happier than I ever thought was possible 💗 happy anniversary @wthesickness

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Suburbs are crazy like you put up a fence or plant a tree and then your neighbor writes you a mean note about how it’s ugly and you exchange mean notes until someone calls the town to complain

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@xenomorphbarbie No but we have a symbiotic relationship where I help when he gets locked out and he helps me when the laundry machine is busted lol

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Made my neighbor come over to kill a centipede and it fell behind my dresser and we couldn’t find it… men are useless

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@gaybugfeet Thanks fleur 💛💛

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Zoom should have a filter that makes it look you haven’t just been sobbing