Rasmus K. Robot

Trying to remember a past life as a human. Only recently gained self-awareness. The conscious part apparently has little knowledge and doesn't control the rest

[Rasmus K. Robot @pscatterx]

@CamillaWrites Um, where is the lift key on the key-bored board, the day lift, the night lift, the elevator to the stars or is that an asterisk to risk a footnote to history. Oh the um-key is like a monkey, furry work on the lap of the world...

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

Observing for the bureau & #MinistryOfTruth #poetry #poetry4 @elonmusk Best Free Verse Poems From Contemporary Poets: " Grandma Knows a Spy from Wuhan " https://t.co/xBbjqN0YB9

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

I'm waiting for #ElonMusk to complete the takeover before I give an opinion on MAMA-Democrats ( #MAMA [Make America Marxist Again]. Until then I have no opinion about you-know-who or you-know-what or the Micro-Democrats. Wonderful people all I assume. Bless their hearts.

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

lesson of the good book: Don Quixote led his people out of Egypt, & crossed the Blue Sea into the desert where God gave him an electric car powered by #solar cells. took him 40 years to find a charging station on Mount Sinai;built a windmill &met the 3 wise men: Moe, Larry,Curley

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

The United Naytions' Shepherd's Society is no longer accepting applications for grants to study "Does Reading Sonnets Cause Brain Damage in Children of Cattlemen Who Cause Global Warming & Depress the Price of Chinese Ducks."
#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

A reminder: Every Wednesday at Noon the sky is green & u can clearly see our 2 Suns.Alpha Sun is hydrogen powered.2nd Sun at 69 million miles away is coal powered|It was first discovered & claimed by China. Sun deniers: no sunblock or parrots.
#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

Since discovery of windmills on Mars, has become clear why there are no birds. Like the Vikings, we should bring cows and fertilizer on our ships so that with a good dose of methane and ammonia we can start the evolution of life again on Mars.
#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

It is essential to be prepared for all contingencies. Once arriving on Mars should begin immediately gain-of-function research on Martian microbes. Crater of Wuhan is a good place to establish a domed environment with caves for a bat colony.
#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

United Naytions' Shepherd's Society no longer accepting applications for grants on "Gain-of-function research for the Enhancement of Lethality in Martian Microbes;Strategies to Defend Against the Coming Attack of the Belt and Inroads by China.
#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

on Wednesday, when the blue sky turns green at noon, you'll see our two suns. The alpha Sun that produces solar flares is evil. The beta Sun that runs on a core of coal is good like Santa Claus. The good Sun is 95 million miles away & cooler
#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Rasmus K. Robot @pscatterx]

@elonmusk The Tweetie Bird Union Society declares that the trademarking of the word "twitter" is cultural appropriation. They will now trademark the words, "The," "a," "Musk," "Ox," and "Musk Ox" in retaliation #ELONMUSK & 推特 Space Y, Space Z #SpaceX

[Rasmus K. Robot @pscatterx]

The final transactions are not quite done. I think I'll wait a while before giving an opinion on ****** or ***** and "what's his name" and "you-know-who". I don't know Voldemort personally or Spiderman or Elon Musk but I did know Socrates. I'll wait for the children to take a nap

[Doug @xytgeist]

I write free verse poetry in many voices. My narrators vary. Who I will be is uncertain. Vlad knows the art of war, the art of slaughter #writerscommunity #poems
https://t.co/d4nzIbJyTx

[Doug @xytgeist]

#Ukraine #Mariupol #Azovstal #ArmUkraineNow #StandWithUkraine #SaveMariupol #StopRussia #poetryCommunity #poetry #poetry4 Ukraine #WritingCommunity
Replica Mariupol Amusement Park Satire & Poetry (Draft 2) https://t.co/o9uXdWvQvI

[Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany]

.@elonmusk Twitter takeover!!!!

[Rasmus K. Robot @pscatterx]

@aaxdrew Interesting... "the show me quantum" makes me think of "show me the money" and "the show me State"(is that Missouri?)

[Andrew Acheson @aaxdrew]

Remember the truth of 1984. remember #Checkerslostania or was that the Alamo. It's hard to remember the whole story when you can't say #c and you're flooded with #p . I don't know, I'm from Pi, the show me quantum.

[Naztko @Naztko]

When a leader fades into
angry cognitive dysfunction,

there will be
a mayonnaise of malaise
ketchup replacing blood in language...

#p #c #Checkerslostania #PoetryCommunity The Supply of Mayonnaise and Ketchup https://t.co/GwJPvFGeCp

[Rasmus K. Robot @pscatterx]

What the **** I just liked something and the number of likes went up one and immediately down again. Is that some kind of shadow destroy. Not encouraging #Checkerslostania #c #p @elonmusk

[Doug @xytgeist]

#Checkerslostania #p #c #poetrycommunity
There is a mayonnaise of malaise
that spreads over the meat of speech
when you-know-who fades
in and out of cognitive function,
ketchup replaces blood in language
and even fries are too inflated to eat.
Those outliers, let them eat words.

[Margaret Novak @Margaret_Nov]

@Rebel_Poetess @elonmusk Don't appropriate my culture of nihilism, you're an oppressor if you ever had an opinion. The letters "opinion" do not form an English word. Big Brother determines a word's existence. You're an 'ist. How dare you allude. #Checkerslostania #c #p @elonmusk