kurt lo mein

i am a figment of your imagination

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

🚨⚠️ 🚨⚠️ DESTROY YOUR PHONE SCREEN WITH A LARGE HAMMER IMMEDIATELY 🚨⚠️ 🚨⚠️

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

[yelling into your ear at a loud bar] I said, “I wish harm upon you bro!”

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

eating dick with no motive

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[daine @notdaine]

type of guy that asks you for a cigarette the second your boyfriend calls you a bitch on text

[saving private clit @clithaver]

they’re hooking you up to the saw trap blowjob machine if you vape now

[kurt lo mein @psyopshawty]

if ur nonbinary past the age of 24 Grow Up !!!

[kurt lo mein @psyopshawty]

today , i am the Worst Person alive.
tomorrow …. who knows ????

[saving private clit @clithaver]

the path to enlightenment is often beating off or something

[catona @gordazepam]

cada vez q me aparece este foto tengo que parar todo lo que estoy haciendo y pajearme

[norn @coelacanthstory]

googled "how to stop having a fp bpd" and it was basically the same set of steps for if you had to reintegrate into society after doing 25 years in prison

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I hate alcohol n I hate drunk ppl

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

self harming by remaining sober

[kurt lo mein @psyopshawty]

rio da young og sending subliminal messages to my 1 month old daughtwr

[stupid idoit t @peeholelicker]

imThinking about Ur body baby.... i Miss U....