pterotactful

a very young, tactful pterodactyl

[pterotactful @pterotactful]

job interviewer: do you consider yourself a good listener?

me: 5 years? in 5 years i hope i’ll be dead

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@saturdaycontest @damnfinetweet oops! thanks

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@Tommytoughstuff @all_tweet_calls thank you mister tommy

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job interviewer: do you consider yourself a good listener?

me: 5 years? in 5 years i hope i’ll be dead

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@PopeAwesomeXIII @all_tweet_calls thank you pres

https://t.co/V8kcTmrGMR
https://t.co/lTSEeoqLmC

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me: ugh i just can’t stop being a masochist

therapist: don’t beat yourself up

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@16thPres1dent @all_tweet_calls thank you mr. president

https://t.co/upM6gnBErp

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@MaybePileJokes @all_tweet_calls thank you pile. here’s a new one from me and one from a friend

https://t.co/upM6gnBErp
https://t.co/HT4569wVOx

[Maybe Pile @MaybePileJokes]

dorothy: you want to come to the movies?

wicked witch: what are you going to see?

dorothy: magic mike.

wicked witch: half naked channing tatum! id love to but you know I can't get wet.

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@Wh0v1an_4_L1fe @all_tweet_calls thank you potter friend

https://t.co/upM6gnBErp

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@datguyryry @all_tweet_calls thank you boyan

https://t.co/upM6gnBErp

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@LockWilford @all_tweet_calls thank you misterlock

https://t.co/abCY3QfVLs

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DAD: i’m sorry but your mother and i would like you to stay away for awhile

ME: i understand. who knows what could happen with this virus

DAD: what virus

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@toomanycommas3 @MissSassy_Pants @Tobi_Is_Fab @justokpanda @wumother @dimplesticks thank you friends. here’s one from me and one from a friend

https://t.co/UNsyL5aQne
https://t.co/DtjdzOpT1N

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job interviewer: do you consider yourself a good listener?

me: 5 years? in 5 years i hope i’ll be dead

[Friney ☕️🌷 @dimplesticks]

Friend: I’m sad

Me: Have you tried eating cheese?

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@his_anthropic @all_tweet_calls thank you friend

https://t.co/UNsyL5aQne

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job interviewer: do you consider yourself a good listener?

me: 5 years? in 5 years i hope i’ll be dead

[pterotactful @pterotactful]

@Greg_1_Leg @all_tweet_calls thank you greg friend

https://t.co/UNsyL5aQne

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job interviewer: do you consider yourself a good listener?

me: 5 years? in 5 years i hope i’ll be dead

[pterotactful @pterotactful]

@Rollinintheseat @all_tweet_calls thank you friend. this one is almost at 700

https://t.co/UNsyL5aQne

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job interviewer: do you consider yourself a good listener?

me: 5 years? in 5 years i hope i’ll be dead

[pterotactful @pterotactful]

@ravenswng_ thank you aunty

https://t.co/V8kcTmrGMR

[pterotactful @pterotactful]

me: ugh i just can’t stop being a masochist

therapist: don’t beat yourself up

[smerobin @smerobin]

Covid protesters: You gotta fight for your right . . .

Beastie Boys: Not like that

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@saturdaycontest @damnfinetweet thank you saturday friends

https://t.co/V8kcTmrGMR

[pterotactful @pterotactful]

me: ugh i just can’t stop being a masochist

therapist: don’t beat yourself up

[pterotactful @pterotactful]

@sleepy4everdude @all_tweet_calls thank you tired friend. here’s one from me

https://t.co/V8kcTmrGMR

[pterotactful @pterotactful]

me: ugh i just can’t stop being a masochist

therapist: don’t beat yourself up