Lary Bird

largely described as being a fairly okay human being. Amateur poet, dreaming of being published.

[Lary Bird @ptthehawk]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 17 Feb 2014 (via @twi_age).

[mothcub @mothcub_]

I..... don't know

[Lary Bird @ptthehawk]

@judgementshae @AmberSmokesWeed I remember a whole bunch of stuff before puberty. Very fond memories of elementary school.

Middle School is where the memories break down.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I hope we're all taking detailed notes

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

A new Iowa bill would roll back child labor laws, allowing 14 to 17-year-olds to work in mining, meatpacking, demolition, operating guillotine shears, and other dangerous jobs. Under the business-backed bill, employers wouldn't be civilly liable if kids are injured or killed.

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

the corporate kitty trifecta

[Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks]

It’s us, we’re publishing company https://t.co/2GkUIWuEix

[chase @_chase_____]

instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?

[🇵🇸 Permanent Intifada 🇵🇸 @heyMAKWA]

it's wild that they have created a whole neutral term for vehicular manslaughter just so suburbanites don't have to acknowledge that their fashion choices killed their kids

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A gourmet market in Maine has to pay $51,034 after they were caught stealing wages from 86 workers, and for having at least 10 minors, ages 14 and 15, doing hazardous jobs for more hours than allowed by law. Nobody will go to jail for this and the media doesn't give a shit.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

I’m shocked they made this a category but I mean who else was gonna win it

[Jenni Tabler, PhD @jenni_tabler]

The last thing my trans student emailed me before they died by suicide was an op-ed they wrote to their local newspaper arguing for trans inclusion in highschool sports. They mentioned how cruel the comments from community members were. These annual "debates" hurt trans people.

[Lary Bird @ptthehawk]

I am once again convinced that everything on that fed ex flight should have been moved by train.

We should build more trains.

[Jeff @jxlars]

Yikes, if this @flightradar24 data is correct,,,

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Please don’t tell me this is supposed to be a feel-good story lol

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

They really don’t want to foreclose on skyscrapers do they?

[Lary Bird @ptthehawk]

@LilySimpson1312 The left is funniest but could also make you look less serious.

[Lary Bird @ptthehawk]

We live in a deeply unserious world.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This is the first time I’ve seen the headlights lol. What the hell is that

[Lary Bird @ptthehawk]

@sundaysundya I'm sorry to hear that, I hope it turns around. If not there's always tomorrow.