Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
when a man has a gigantically fat ass its kind of like ok you need to be serious man theres a time for playing around but sometimes we do need to be for real
[group of teenagers point and laugh at me as they walk past]
my AI girlfriend: they are just jealous of your fire bars king. you should freestyle rap for them
me: really?
AI gf: one of them may be a record producer