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im a space invader 🛸 // 💚 @krypt_oid 💚

[👽🖕 @punk__alien]

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★ art account: @alien__draws
❥ @krypt_oid (09.30.18)

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

This is why they want you to forget about the Epstein files. There are dozens of girls just like her who were taken and sold into human trafficking. They’re probably not even alive anymore. What happened to these girls is beyond comprehension, and the people responsible are getting away with it.

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.

[simpy ☆ butch paul mccartney @chillinparker]

I'm never deleting tiktok

[crys 🥠 @iamnotcrys]

zohran is so funny bc why is speed closer to him than his security 😭😭

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

This episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia aired in 2020 during peak woke

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[FranciscoTNG @FranciscoTNG_]

They always censor his spongebulge💔
#LetThatShitHang

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

Mamdani must’ve had them all sing the clean up song

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

[Rusty Shackleford @Gr33nOnions]

"American food ain't shit"

*eats the worst examples of American food possible*

"Wow this is actually the best food I've ever had in my life"

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

New Yorkers are ridiculous man LMAOOO😭😭😭

[w. @doublegee___]

not black and white. this is recent history

[𝔚𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢 @_Sc4lene_W0lf]

This is like what they were inscribing on kirks bullets. It’s lowk beautiful in a way

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

The delusion here is incredible. First, there was never anything edgy about The Office, but to say this when the two longest running comedies still being made today are South Park and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia lol

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

Dude he literally running New York like the average joe in a movie who gets elected into office as a gag and then fixes everything simply because he is not a politician and an earnest regular guy.

[Cleo🏳️‍⚧️‼️ @rxttlesnake]

hey big dawg what the holy fuck is salad cream

[NobletStrength @NobletStrength]

This picture is honestly hilarious because they assume this is some American staple and I've not only never eaten this, but I've never seen this in stores or even met a fellow American that has. The only reason I know it exists are Europeans telling me on social media we eat it.

[Dysprace @Dysprace]

Gru soutient les lesbiennes