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Loophole: @CountBinface’s outfits are typical business attire for his planet of origin, and any attempts to argue otherwise are blatant examples of planetary discrimination
I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.
It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.
But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
‼️ Listen to BBC Today:
Q: “What is your appeal going to be to the people of Clacton?”
Count Binface: “Well… I’m not Nigel Farage.”
😂
Farage called this by-election to dominate the headlines. Instead, he’s handed @CountBinface a national platform.
I’m thoroughly enjoying just how much Nigel Farage’s millions of pounds in gifts “for his security” have left him feeling in such a state of insecurity.
'My job is to demonstrate that British democracy is wonderful and unique in the entire Cosmos'
Count Binface told #BBCBreakfast why he plans to stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election - triggered by the resignation of the Reform UK leader who then plans to re-fight the seat, which he argued would vindicate him following questions over his financial arrangements
https://t.co/6gzPRtsHSD
@JonathanPieNews The political arc of Farage ending with him (literally) in the bin is just too perfect. Please, Clacton, make this happen. The UK believes in you.