Mike Arnold

Star Wars. DC Comics/Justice League. Gojira. Florida State Seminoles. Atlanta Braves and Falcons.

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

*chef's kiss

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

@MissPookems KOTOR 1 & 2

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

She says to the magician

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Bobbi Althoff says she experiences racism everyday because she has a Black boyfriend and claims that she wouldn’t receive nearly as much hate if she was dating a White man 😳

She also went off on Tony Hinchcliffe for making a George Floyd joke at the Kevin Hart Roast 👀

“How are you gonna speak on anybody when you look and sound like that?… The reason I get the most hate is because I’m not dating a White guy.”

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

Eh

[Warchant.com @Warchant]

The #1 linebacker in the country was on campus today, what did he think?

Find out here:

https://t.co/IAmj9vkbcO

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

Siggis plain greek yogurt
Scoop of protien powder
Handlful of blueberries
Diced banana
Maple syrup
(Stir and enjoy)

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

I eat this breakfast every day.

I call it Lean Body Glop and it looks like slop but it tastes delicious.

Recipe:
- 250g low fat Greek Yogurt
- One scoop weigh protein powder
- Teaspoon psyllium husk
- 100g frozen fruit (strawberries, blueberries, mangoes work best)

Around 300 calories, 40-50 protein, good amount of fiber.

I start my day with this and it makes getting lean easy.

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

Pathetic

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

"We know we have the best offense in the country."

More from Ty Simpson on the Alabama offense after a "frustrating" loss to Georgia in the SEC Championship.

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

If I took a shot for every "Not a good throw but he shoulda caught it" youd have to pump my stomache at halftime

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

🤣🤣🤣

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

🤣🤣🤣

[Baseball Central™ @BaseballCentraI]

When Max Scherzer mocked home plate ump CB Bucknor by pretending to flip a coin for calls 💀

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

Need a RESPONSE from Alford

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

https://t.co/cHef1pH72g

[Mike Rodak @mikerodak]

Trent Richardson on @TheDynastyBAMA: "I literally seen an offensive lineman from Florida State rub their junk on somebody's head from Alabama while they was on the ground. Like, he pancaked him and rubbed his junk. Just letting him know, you're finna get this all night.

"They sent a message to us real early."

[CBS Sports College Football 🏈 @CBSSportsCFB]

"This is one of the most electric atmospheres i've ever played in, been to as a fan... I would put this up there with Death Valley"

@DHx34 on the stadium environment during Florida State's upset win over Alabama.

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

@aaroncabrera_ Straight booty

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

KOTOR

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

Whats a great game where the graphics don't matter?

Rimworld is the first one that comes to mind.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

They won the trend🤣🔥

[The OGs Show @theOGsShow]

Anquan Boldin on how FSU went undefeated 🍢

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

He a fan he a fan he a fan

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tyler Perry has been accused of sexual assault by Derek Dixon, who stars in Perry’s show ‘The Oval.’ (via TMZ)

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

WAY better on mute 🔇

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

My pick for the most iconic play since 2000 for @FSUFootball.

National Championship game winner!

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

First stop.... TALLAHASSEE, FL

Mike would crumble lmao

[JP Acosta @acosta32_jp]

Nick Saban should do what Gordon Ramsey does on Kitchen Nightmares but for struggling CFB programs

[Mike Arnold @rNOLEd]

@DangervilleTeam Looks like those chinese "mountains" 👀