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Severely average. Project all your positive traits onto me in this space.

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I’m not tweeting for validation, I’m microdosing disappointment.

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Before this, I couldn’t say I’ve ever seen 70 million people so utterly fail a test at the same time but here we are.

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Belated Happy Middle Child Day to all who aren’t celebrated.

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Not to get political but my vote is going to whichever candidate vows to make July 5th the National Day of Silence.

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It doesn’t matter if likes are hidden now, maybe 3 people will read this so it’s not like I’ll need Scooby’s help to solve that mystery.

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Desperate for a community as uninterested in making new friends as I am.

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Apparently Rule 34 applies to the legal system as well as the internet.

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You know you’ve been together for a while when you can tell the time by which way they’re snoring.

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@difficultpatty @VibesBummer

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Learned to play cribbage tonight because I know the value of investing in anachronisms.

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Time neither marches nor rolls along.
Time doesn’t shift or flow in a poetic way.

Time stalks.

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The age-old question: Is it clarity or sleep derivation?

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You’d think the simulation designers could have come up with a better solution that to just tack on a fake extra day. Pretty shoddy work tbh

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I haven’t completely lost my mind yet but I refuse to give up.

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Still seeking a way to monetize my nihilism without running for office.

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Some of you grew up never having to wait at a train crossing and it shows.

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You can fold paper money into an origami bird but you can’t train it to become a homing pigeon.

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@RiotGrlErin @meantomyself @Tobi_Is_Fab https://t.co/4swofhwzjr

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Your compliment will require a two-factor authentication in order to be accepted.

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@RiotGrlErin @meantomyself @Tobi_Is_Fab https://t.co/hKfGPboevW

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Of course I can give myself a compliment; I am very good at denying myself happiness.

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Auto-induced panic attacks are less a hobby than an ethos.

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Heard just a snippet of Colorado Christmas while out shopping. It was an itty bitty Nitty Gritty.