rachelbacklandwrites

Northern writer of comedy fiction, Pulp Idol 2022 finalist, mum, friend, creative director, female founder.

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Also Opalite 💎 such a pretty song.

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People who don’t like ‘The Fate of Ophelia’ have never had their spirit broken by love and rejection and then met someone who makes them feel like the most desirable being on earth. This song reminds me of how my husband made me feel when we met ♥️ @taylorswift13

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@ralfellis @Angeleena25 Ralph, I have very quickly decided you are an arse hole. Wow, I didn’t actually feel too emotional
About that decision at all.

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I started watching From the other night and now my husband has to escort me everywhere I want to go in the house past daylight hours. I have never been so scared.

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Manifesting Debbie back for Steve but… she probably deserves better. #andjustlikethatseason3

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@fesshole “Louise look, that weird WFHer is back stealing bits of old food from empty tables plates. Should we call security?” “Nah leave him, might be all he’s got. Who’s he harming.”

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Of course the men’s performances in #ThisCityIsOurs are class but can we take a minute for the ladies? Amazing, authentic characters and Saoirse-Monica Jackson was absolutely chilling.

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@millyjohnson Finally someone said it, I feel like it’s one of those things you’re not supposed to reveal the truth about so you’re very brave here Milly. That and Macha tea flavoured cakes and pastries 🤢

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“I think my guardian angel smokes,” I once heard one of my charges joke to a friend. You’d like that wouldn’t you? I thought. Take my charges this week, for example… https://t.co/E3OLp0IhxX << read the rest here

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Just catching up on that Kardashian’s ep with the bio hacking vampire guy. 100% guaranteed the 1% peoples plan is to figure out eternal life and then start harvesting us peasants for body parts. 100%

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Lenny Kravitz is a vampire pass it on #BritAwards2025

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#BridgetJonesMadAboutTheBoy I cried, and then I laughed, and then I cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and then laughed some more, before crying. 10/10, wonderful end to one of the best movie series of my life, actually.

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@PatHosgoodehu @ellielexx It makes sense to me ❤️ I’m sure they are

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For over 30 years I’ve been singing “I’ve got new tanned boots” and not “I’ve got no taboos” for the song DirtyCash #misheardlyrics

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@ellielexx What a gorgeous boy ❤️‍🩹

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@MerseyPolice my toddler lost his comfort blanket today at the Chinese new year event in town. Spoke to some officers who said they’d look out for it. I’m guessing this isn’t like the peppa pig episode though and you don’t have a huge city lost and found collection?

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@lpoolcouncil My toddler has lost his comfort blanket here today. Desperate to find it, do your street cleaning team or lpool council have a lost and found?

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@CultureLPool hi there, my toddler lost his comforter blanket today at the Chinese new year event. Could I have the name of the security at the event or whoever May been collecting lost & found please?

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@BritishGas @BritishGasNot Hello, a kind suggestion to your marketing/app developers. Receiving 4 emails for one top up on your new app is insane.