NotBritishGasCustomerServices

Tweet us with your enquiries or issues. We're here from 08:00 to 18:00 Mon to Fri Less at the weekends Parody

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‘So it turns 90 degrees here and plunges downwards’
Remind you of anything?

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Of course our glorious leader deserves £8.2 Million pounds a year.
His Bentley won't run on fresh air.
#BritishGas

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@GauravDxt007 @BritishGas @BritishGasHelp Hi We have checked and think you have the wrong customer service ref no. It should have a 7 at the end

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Four and a half million quid we stole from our customers to pay Our CEO.
Well his yacht did need replacement and his swimming pool won't heat itself will it.

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

'My pay is £4.5 million... it's just impossible to justify'

Chris O'Shea, Chief Executive of British Gas owner Centrica, is questioned on #BBCBreakfast about the profits made by the company

https://t.co/pUOqnVLWG2

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@JenPryer @BritishGasHelp Hi Jenny love
The issue here is , now we have your cash, we don't really give a fuck about whatever your problem is.
Hope that helps?
Cheers
Terry

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@NSimmonette @BritishGasHelp Why wait Nath? We ain't coming to do your meter or whatever.
Cheers
Terry

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@BarryParish4 @MartinSLewis @ofgem @BritishGasHelp @BritishGas @BritishGasNews @BritishGasWatch Hi Baz
You must think we give a shit.
I promise you, we don't pal.
Cheers
Terry

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@WillHil49095291 @CridlandAndy @BritishGasHelp Hi Will
You're right, they are
Cheers
Terry

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@CridlandAndy Hi Andy
We couldn't agree more, hopefully next time you won't give us your money?
Cheers
Terry

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@PScaife @BritishGasHelp Hi Paul
I can see you are calling us, you are currently 761st in the queue and there's 3 of us here, so be patient.
Cheers
Terry

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@AnnikaNewnham @BritishGas @BritishGasHelp Hi Dr Annika
You can't leave.
Its like the Hotel California you see.
Hope that helps?
Cheers
Terry

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@FluffyRona @BritishGasHelp Hi Roni
We aren't a charity I'm afraid, we do have to make money you know.
Cheers
Terry

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@Grants_Cont_Art @BritishGasHelp Hi Steph
Really sorry, but you do still have us here at BG providing your gas and electric and we are still charging you accordingly
Cheers
Terry

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@DKO_430 @BritishGasHelp 4 weeks?
You'll be gone in 4 months.
Or rather, you'll wish you had never even heard of British Gas in 4 months.
You're stuck with us now pal.
Cheers
Terry

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@gary7495 @BritishGasHelp Hi Gary
We haven't had any readings from you so we estimated your bill.
Cheers
Terry

[Paul Vowles @volcanov1980]

#BritishGas bragged in the media after using #fireandrehire, on staff that they were recruiting ex military

Turns out they didn’t complete the training & are been asked to pay 6k back in training fees #ToryCorruption

@DailyMirror

@Independent

https://t.co/UdrGvrk3f8

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@JPDix75 @BritishGasHelp It's what we like to refer to as " keeping upset punters like you out of the public eye"
Hope that helps?
Cheers
Terry

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@friendofsnoopy @BritishGasHelp It's not been read yet. Although i can see your DM, there's another 3762 ahead of you waiting to be read, and subsequently ignored.
Cheers
Terry

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@Seeds_ONE @BritishGasHelp We've all gone home now for Christmas pal.
See you on the 3rd of January
Cheers
Terry

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@KeaneJohn69 @mdoogan97 @LDNLutonAirport @BritishGas @BritishGasHelp He's not one of ours. There's only June and me, Terry here.
Hope that helps?
Cheers
Terry

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@WriteOnGill @BritishGasHelp Hi Jill
Whats the problem love?
Cheers
Terry