raga

kicking gum and chewing ass,
and i'm all out of ass.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: TRUMP WINS

[TMZ @TMZ]

The owners of #Peanut the squirrel are going nuclear on government officials in New York, accusing the state of abusing power and wasting taxpayer funds to seize and kill their pet. Watch their full interview on @TMZLive here: https://t.co/1rXzVTABx1

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

I can imagine he told Kim Jong Un that with a straight face lmao.

[raga @ragacannes]

someone built a dapp where ppl could post tweets by burning their coins. it took 20 mins for someone to threaten to assassinate a public figure and nuked the whole twitter account

[raga @ragacannes]

@SalsaTekila @RookieXBT bruh no its actually urgent

[raga @ragacannes]

@SalsaTekila @RookieXBT @RookieXBT yes listen to salsa pls

[raga @ragacannes]

@RookieXBT @gainzy222 hey could you please check DMs?

[raga @ragacannes]

@RookieXBT pls check dms

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“Tomorrow I’m doing 9/11” is such a cool thing to say. You can’t even be mad about it. It’s perfect.

[raga @ragacannes]

@vydamo_ @phantom akshually metamask has the same feature

(its just 2 unknown exchanges where you have to kyc, doesnt work with any major credit cards)

[raga @ragacannes]

@RektCaprisun @juliaajaws @pepeDRT @cuffyCapital @simpelyfe @artsch00lreject @cexoffender_ @yvtweets @Giga_Goblin @lajcyk @ByteSizedAliza @Bonecondor @stigstigstig_ @charliebcurran @degentalks @0xKaco i know it smell crazy in there

[raga @ragacannes]

@elfgmi 이 새끼야

[raga @ragacannes]

@0xNBS brother im literally selling points wtf

[raga @ragacannes]

@yvtweets @Kasperbit she looks very ummm young

[CBB @Cbb0fe]

Back in 2021, my brother and I made $6m profit in 15 mins out of nowhere.

In February 2021, we sniped the listing of $EVN on Uniswap, a very hyped DeFi protocol.

Buy limit per wallet is 2.5 ETH. There are also some blacklist measures to avoid snipers like us to buy at listing.

We buy from ~40 wallets 2.5 ETH each, 50% of these wallets are blacklisted so we are not able to sell, but luckily we manage to dump the rest for a $250k net profit at the end of the day.

We completely forgot about $EVN after this.

It’s August 2021, we are enjoying summer and not doing much in crypto. We are just doing some basic stuff and we randomly find a blacklisted wallet still holding these $EVN tokens we could not sell.

$EVN has been running like crazy and there are like $1m worth of tokens (not including slippage - displaying on etherscan) on just one wallet (we had +20 wallets blacklisted).

I tell to my bro: ´imagine we can dump…´ He’s like « no fucking way we are blacklisted ». But we still wanna give it a try…

We try a first sell for $200 on Uniswap. Successful. We are like ´wow wtf maybe there’s a way to dump a small part on every wallet, maybe we can make a few k’

We try a new sell on the same wallet and we get $2k. We are like wtf and we are starting to feel it can be a very interesting afternoon.

We try another sell, all tokens of the wallet this time: we get 233 ETH (initial was 2.5 ETH).

Adrenaline is kicking in and we are rushing all blacklisted wallets to jeet everything asap on Uniswap. Some wallets are still blacklisted and some are not. No clue why. We dump and we realize we are printing millions like brrrrrr.

After 15 mins of dumping as much as we can find, we send everything to the cold wallet and we expect like $2-3m from it. It was actually $6m out of nowhere on a summer afternoon.

We still have no fucking clue what happened and why these wallets have been whitelisted. Anyway, nice summer afternoon.

[raga @ragacannes]

@alCamel77 @topchimper second biggest polish tragedy after auschwitz

[raga @ragacannes]

@alCamel77 @topchimper i thought it was all a gimmick until i listened to him on spaces. this mf just cant win

[Innerdevcrypto @Innerdevcrypto]

Emergency medical fund

Have mentioned this before, but if you can, you really want to put some crypto-profits away for emergency medical situations for yourself, family, loved ones or friends.

My wife´s family in the poor country she is from have been through a rough patch: various family-members needed: operations, cancer treatments, hernia operation, hearing aids, medications, psychological help, and even long term care (school + food and a house build for 2 little boys that lost their father)
So yes....if you can, put some $ or btc away if you can for that, because you never know what will happen.

I ve spend more than $200k on these things and thanks to having these reserves we have managed to save various family members and are delighted to still have them with us. Don´t spend your first profits on stupid shit and think a bit long term.

tweeted about this before by the way ⬇️

https://t.co/v162YypwAQ

[raga @ragacannes]

@GuthixHL Got 30 dms so far. Fastest gun slinger gets the deal

[raga @ragacannes]

@ThoStob Yessir