A tedious returning

Clapham Junction is still the busiest train station in Europe if you count trains instead of people #PutTheSignsBackUp

[A tedious returning @rahunt93]

This is the level of innovation we need to get out of this recession

[Tom Forth @thomasforth]

First time I've ever seen a hedge get tagged.

[A tedious returning @rahunt93]

@_georgina666 Ah...

[A tedious returning @rahunt93]

@Voyager_Dos THIS IS FOOTBALL CULTURE!!!!! YES!!!!!!!

[A tedious returning @rahunt93]

@Milo_Edwards Oh forced to is it?

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

licensing laws forcing me to watch the next england game in that gay sauna that showed the queen’s funeral

[barney farmer @barneyfarmer]

English clubs dominated Europe from the late 60s to the ban by playing home fixtures on replicas of the Somme from November to March every season.

[A tedious returning @rahunt93]

@keewa Goat is literally the superior meat sorry

[A tedious returning @rahunt93]

@_georgina666 Think there's something in the water in Brighton that has somehow preserved those guys in time. Everywhere else they've all gone down the crunchy to fash pipeline.

[Lucius Winslow @Lucius_Winslow]

1346: longbows
1356: rear attack
1415: longbows
1495: plague, a pope, and supply lines
1525: their own stupidity
1672: flood the dykes
1704: two military geniuses
1805: one-eyed genius
1812: a Russian winter
1815: infantry squares and a stiff upper lip
1954: take the high ground

[Y @tinscognito__]

Just once I want a youth coach to say “yeah, I’m surprised. He was crap. Always gave up easily”

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

you cannot - in a sport i've watched for the very first time this month - enforce any of the rules which have been honed over 150+ years, if they happen to disadvantage the united states national football team... it ruins the product, of which i, a yank, am the sole consumer

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Bosnia may not have defeated the great Satan but they have at least weakened it

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

Absolutely every player at this World Cup for some reason

[Zito @_Zeets]

I like France but it’s always alright to hate a powerful team for no reason. One of the inalienable rights in football.

[A tedious returning @rahunt93]

@DocStrangelove2 I hope they did a little wave to eachother at the end

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Every Robert Eggers movie takes us to a faraway time and place and imagines what the Green Goblin would be doing there

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Koeman has spent three years getting the Netherlands to play risk averse Sufferball in the style of Portugal 2016/France 2018/England 2020.
But it looks like international football has moved past that being a winning approach...

[🇧🇦 Horacije Dobravolja, dobavljač tonika 🇧🇦 @eff_hey]

I think, despite what Infantino believes, that the World Cup, on account of being by far the biggest regular sporting event in the entire history of the human species, does not have quite the same need to bring in new casual fans as "the NCAA"

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

struggling to form a coherent take on moby dick because it’s just 4 pages of beautiful and profound character writing exploring the human condition followed by several straight chapters of autistic whale facts

[Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🇲🇽🔻 @LadPsycho]

Welcome back Wong Kar Wai