Rando American 🇺🇸

[mert @mert]

elon could solve world hunger literally this second

all he has to do is full stack dump all his shares, cause a stock market recession, wipe out trillions, delete tens of thousands of jobs, and then he'll be able to fund the federal government for about 18 minutes

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@bushonomics @DailyMail Spoken like someone who’s never heard of Apollo

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

The fact that Mark Zuckerberg is at the White House UFC Freedom 250 & Meta is a sponsor are indicators that Republicans will win the midterms. He goes where the wind blows & has access to more data than anyone from FB/IG. His data is telling him it's good to be Republican in 2026

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@nick_matau The final would have been Gaza vs Gaza

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@EricDemassieux @Israel That’s because you’re retarded

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@DrEliDavid @ylecun Absolutely 100% spot on. Dario is a retard when it comes to business. This is now his 2nd massive self inflicted wound in the last 6 months.

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@piersmorgan wtf do you know, Brit

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@PolymarketSport Probably the biggest W in all of sports officiating. We need this rule in basketball and football too.

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@DrEliDavid Totally self inflicted wound. Had Anthropic not spent the last 3 months hyperbolically claiming Mythos was world ending, none of this would happen. Yea Fable is a very smart and extremely expensive model, but that’s all it is.

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@ConceptualJames Dude is standing in middle of Brooklyn, NY talking about Jihad. We used to put people in Guantanamo for that. We used to be a great country… what happened…

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@justin_ecker @JimmysSeafood @nytimes @TheAthletic Sounds like you need better people around you tbh

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@justin_ecker @cjohnson999 @JimmysSeafood @nytimes @TheAthletic Incredible how many words you can write without a single one of them being correct

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@Lmachain1 @PolymarketSport Losers are often angry. True.

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@NiohBerg I don’t think enough bombs exist to convince a mad cult to act rationally.

[Mat Nuclear @MatNuclear]

I’m black, I haven’t stabbed anyone in the chest after being asked to leave a tent.

I’m not in prison, I’m free.

It’s not that hard to not commit a crime.

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

The US Debt Clocks counts up (by a lot).

Florida’s Debt Clock counts down.

More than 50% of the debt retired in the past 8 years!

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@TheModerateCase Could be true. But is he just not supposed to respond after Iran fires a missile into Israel? That’s just not the way war works

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

PROOF OF CHEATING IN CALIFORNIA.

Notice that Karen Bass and Nithya Raman each increased by about 10,000 votes, but Spencer Pratts number stayed the EXACT SAME.

So, in over 20K votes cast, Spencer didn't get ONE.

This is IMPOSSIBLE.

The fix is surely in.

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@I_LOVE_JAHY @nypost BLM insisted that we care about race

[Rando American 🇺🇸 @randomopolity]

@Bitcoin_Teddy …because that corporation pays you and thousands of others that 60k…